queer muffin

this moron in my class calls himself a queer muffin when he is actually straight and thinks its funny; a 'homosexual wheat product'

matt: im a queer muffin
justin: im thrustin justin
both: hehehehehe

me: you dumbasses

by anon November 13, 2004

queer muffin

basically a queer with style.

Ey...look at that queer muffin.

by bread infection December 30, 2005

Burnt Queer Muffin

Just a name for someone acting dumb, retarded, gay.

Ian you burnt queer muffin, shut the hell up!

by chhyea i'm anonymousss October 15, 2006

queef muffin

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

by ur mom April 7, 2005

Queef muffin

Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out

Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night

by Ramionnoodle November 3, 2018

Queef Muffin

A term of endearment from a loving son to his wonderful mother

Mother: Goodnight, son
Son: I will see you tomorrow, Queef Muffin

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Muffin Queen

The queen of all muffins and in some cases, cupcakes too.

I am the Muffin Queen do not question my fluffy golden brown authority. The Muffin Queen herself, Sam Marshall.

by Sam the Muffin Queen February 1, 2008