Djmaxipad's definitions

Brother

Siblings by chance, lover's by choice.

Girl 1: who is that guy that Angelina Jolie is making out with?
Girl 2: oh, that's just her brother

by Djmaxipad May 21, 2022

Owen

The kind of man you want to own. He will always wear the shirts you give him. He is roughly 5'2 and he pulls it off so well. If you want to hug him, he will always embrace you with his beefy arms. Because he is so muscular and hunky. But Owen also has a sensitive side. He always wants to give you snuggles and butterfly kisses. His butterfly kisses make you feel like you're flying. Owen will always watch Dwegons and Leprechauns with you because it's his favorite movie. He will hold your hand when the scary man (Timmy) rides an ox.

Girl 1: can I date Owen? Hes so hot!
Girl 2: sure I don't own him... but I wish I did *blushes*

by Djmaxipad May 21, 2022

Queef Muffin

A term of endearment from a loving son to his wonderful mother

Mother: Goodnight, son
Son: I will see you tomorrow, Queef Muffin

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Drew

An adventurous guy. Not afraid to ask for what he wants. But don't temp him because he can only resist so much. He will put up a fight if he does not get what he wants. Warning: we will always prefer his mother's embrace over that of a young spry woman. Drew puts the bubble in butt.

Girl 1: Who's that bouncing down the road?
Girl 2: Oh, that's Drew's mom

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025

Makenna

Makenna is the definition of slay. She loves singing and microphones. She has the best balance and never trips or falls. Especially around the boys.

Boy 1: omg who is that baddie?
Girl: that's my colleague, Makenna.
Boy 2: you better snatch her up before it's to late. She's hot stuff

by Djmaxipad May 22, 2022

Are you tickling my balls?

This phrase is similar to the common English phrase "are you yanking my chain?" This phrase, however, is often reserved for more formal occasions and should be used when around figures of authority.

Boss: I will be giving you a raise.
You: No way dawg, are you tickling my balls?
Boss: Nah I am so deadass
You: You are such a legend, homie

by Djmaxipad September 7, 2025