queen dick 

1. A penis so prestigious that it's bestowed the title of queen.

-usually required when postulating one (both men and women) into royalty.

I heard that when Judith turns 18, her father's going to give her a queen dick!

queen dick by ulcer_in_my_pants February 11, 2009

QUEEF DICK

When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.

Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned lord zed from power rangers
Man: Oh okay, QUEEF DICK

QUEEF DICK by Dr.BigDicks October 17, 2008

queer dick

A gay person that is also a faggot.

Cam D is a queer dick.

queer dick by Erik B February 18, 2004

queer dick energy 

The quick witted sassy reading culture of trans women, drag queens and gay men.

Gimme dat Q U E E R D I C K E N E R G Y

Contrapoints youtube channel will fry the internet if she keep this QDE up

-queer dick energy, also QDE-

queer dick energy by QDE April 17, 2019

dick queef 

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

dick queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

dick-queef

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

dick-queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

dick queef 

To fart out of ones shlong.

John quit it you fucking dick queef.

dick queef by Dznny Da Persian September 14, 2005