When a girl farts on your dick via vagina.
Man: OH MY GOD YOUR VAGINA JUST MADE A WEIRD NOISE
Woman: Don't worry I just summoned lord zed from power rangers
Man: Oh okay, QUEEF DICK
by Dr.BigDicks August 25, 2008
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Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 5, 2005
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Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e. air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick-queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 5, 2005
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a dick queef is the sound of a dick when cum comes out of the cock
when i fucked her i had such a loud dick queef that my neighbors heard it
by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019
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"Quit queefing on my dick" or "quit queefing on my balls" is a phrase originally created by Adrian Quiroz in the winter of 2009.

The phrase is used when someone is annoying and criticzing someone or being on someones case and that person has had enough.
Sally: Have you washed your car yet?

Have you taken out the trash?

Have you mowed the lawn yet?

When are you going to take me out?

You never take me anywhere anymore..
Bob: Dammit Sally "Quit queefing on my dick!"

Stacy: Did you put your blinker on?

Your driving too fast, now your driving too slow

Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop!!!

You didn't look back while switching lanes!

Your going to get us killed!

You know what just let me drive!
Dave: Shut The Fuck Up!!! Quit fuckin queefing on my fuckin dick!!!
by UCRKID January 5, 2010
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