queef monger
queef monger by Davey Bizzl October 17, 2007
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queef mongler
Oh wtf! Quit being a queef mongler, you're not Kathy!
I was at school and Julie came up to me and did a total Queef Mongler move on me!
I was at school and Julie came up to me and did a total Queef Mongler move on me!
queef mongler by TrueDATsir May 25, 2009
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Queer Monger
One who desperately hunts queers (homosexual males of the homo sapien species) in a desire to forcibly insert his penis (the human males genitalia) in the queer's anus (the hole used for defecation). The queer monger will then refuse to share his new fuck post with anyone and keep it (because queers are objects of amusment, not humans) all to him (or her if a strap- on is involved) or herself. They will protect their new diddling hole to the point of raping and decapitating any would be invaders on their territory. Avoid this dangerous creature at all costs, because they will try to use their mongering on heterosexuals ass well if in the mood.
Queer Monger by Rick Maher August 10, 2007
Cock mongeling queef burger
sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger
one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.
it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.
It can also be used as an insult
one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.
it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.
It can also be used as an insult
"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"
"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!
"(speachless)"
"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!
"(speachless)"
Cock mongeling queef burger by spartan-215 October 8, 2009
queefmonger
a person that stomps around while unleashing hideous farts. Queefs, while normally used to describe gases expelled from vaginas, in this case are used to describe the bastardo that think it's cool to fart openly and nastily.
K-Man: God damn you fucking queefmonger, if I smell one more stinky fart from you I will kill your unborn children with a flick of my wrist.
Jameson: You're going to give me a handjob?
K-Man: No, you fuckwad, I'm referring to the crushing blow your left testicle's about to incur if you expel your gaseous horribalus in my sector one more time.
Jameson: You're going to give me a handjob?
K-Man: No, you fuckwad, I'm referring to the crushing blow your left testicle's about to incur if you expel your gaseous horribalus in my sector one more time.
queefmonger by Dykatami March 17, 2010
queefmonger
A cunt-faced whore who likes to queef and have wild and crazy sex which leads to queefing. queef cunt
Ben: What's up queefmonger?
Susan: What does that even mean?
Ben: That you're a cunt-faced whore who likes to queef and have wild and crazy sex which leads to queefing.
Susan: That's me!
Ben: You're fat.
Susan: And stupid.
Susan: What does that even mean?
Ben: That you're a cunt-faced whore who likes to queef and have wild and crazy sex which leads to queefing.
Susan: That's me!
Ben: You're fat.
Susan: And stupid.
queefmonger by Ben Burgess, Susan McNeil April 13, 2008
queermonger
despite being a raging homosexual, many politicians must become queermongers in order to get elected by an intolerant public.
queermonger by kris takahashi January 4, 2008
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