queermonger

one who uses antipathy towards gay marriage for political or monetary gain.

despite being a raging homosexual, many politicians must become queermongers in order to get elected by an intolerant public.

by kris takahashi January 4, 2008

queermonkey

a word used to discribe a person who is kinda gay but is still your friend. Not as mean as queermo

WOW, Conner you are such a queermonkey why did you take my sunglasses!!!!!!!!!!

by LeRoyb October 17, 2006

queefmonger

a person that stomps around while unleashing hideous farts. Queefs, while normally used to describe gases expelled from vaginas, in this case are used to describe the bastardo that think it's cool to fart openly and nastily.

K-Man: God damn you fucking queefmonger, if I smell one more stinky fart from you I will kill your unborn children with a flick of my wrist.
Jameson: You're going to give me a handjob?
K-Man: No, you fuckwad, I'm referring to the crushing blow your left testicle's about to incur if you expel your gaseous horribalus in my sector one more time.

by Dykatami March 17, 2010

Queermotherapy

What very socially conservative people consider to be the solution to homosexuality. This treatment is based on an ignorant belief that homosexuality is a social phenomenon infecting our society like a cancer and must be eliminated even if it means the destruction of the rest of society.

Pretentious 1: Wo, this neighborhood smells like fag.

Pretentious 2: Yeah, I wish Jesus would use some queermotherapy around here.

by TheFirstToMakeTheJoeke October 24, 2009

Queermongoloid

FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT

Gangster 1- "Yo, did you see that queermongoloid?"
Whiteboy- "Yeah, man he was mad gay."
Queermongoloid- "Hey fellers!"

by Chickenman224 October 21, 2009

queermonster

someone being very queer, and monsterish

look at shawns pink fluffy shirt, what a queermonster

by chikity china the chinese chicken July 19, 2006

Queer Monger

One who desperately hunts queers (homosexual males of the homo sapien species) in a desire to forcibly insert his penis (the human males genitalia) in the queer's anus (the hole used for defecation). The queer monger will then refuse to share his new fuck post with anyone and keep it (because queers are objects of amusment, not humans) all to him (or her if a strap- on is involved) or herself. They will protect their new diddling hole to the point of raping and decapitating any would be invaders on their territory. Avoid this dangerous creature at all costs, because they will try to use their mongering on heterosexuals ass well if in the mood.

Stay away from that Alex Peacock little Timmy. He's a Queer Monger!

by Rick Maher August 10, 2007