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Quasimoto 

Alter ego of Madlib. High Pitched rapper on spaced out and stoned beats.
That new Quasimoto EP is the shit.
Quasimoto by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

quasimoto 

A producer/rapper who makes possibly the best beats in the rap industry. Using mellow jazz samples.
Quasimoto is stoned twunny-fo' yo.
quasimoto by Mussar' keshuh' October 14, 2005

Quazimoticon 

Sugary substance that makes students crazy...also......a gathering of ppl to celibrate hunchbacks
Redbull..or laced candy, quazimoticon
Quazimoticon by Candymanknows June 1, 2009

Quasimoto 

Sexual act preformed with someone suffering from Kyphosis (Hunchback). Variation of the Quasimoto "Ringing the bell" in which anal beads are yanked out of a hunch back while simultaneously screaming sanctuary.
Chris Quasimoto-ed and "rang the bell" with that Hunch back that he met from the bar last night.
Quasimoto by That70sRabbit February 22, 2008

Quasimotoed

A verb, meaning "to have your face completely f***ed up in the mosh pit.
"Did you see that dude in the moshpit??"

"The guy with his eyebrow hanging below his cheek? That guy got totally quasimotoed."
Quasimotoed by Betterthanbeckley January 26, 2015

Quasimoto Chinaman

A sex position where the guy sits in a rolling office chair with his legs apart, the woman bends over in a doggie position. when he's inside her, she grabs his legs like rickshaw poles and hobbles around the office bent over; pulling him around with him trying not to fall out of her!
hey man where's bob?
Oh he's staying at work late with that intern. He's probably going to give her the Quasimoto Chinaman! doggie,office sex, rickshaw
Quasimoto Chinaman by bleach_dave October 18, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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