quazi moto

hiptser homos that have a back issue and walk around with a really arched back like a moron

dude, look at that stupid quazi moto try and pick his guitar off the ground.

by peterson111 June 14, 2009

Quasimoto

Alter ego of Madlib. High Pitched rapper on spaced out and stoned beats.

That new Quasimoto EP is the shit.

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

quasimoto

A producer/rapper who makes possibly the best beats in the rap industry. Using mellow jazz samples.

Quasimoto is stoned twunny-fo' yo.

by Mussar' keshuh' October 14, 2005

Quazimoticon

Sugary substance that makes students crazy...also......a gathering of ppl to celibrate hunchbacks

Redbull..or laced candy, quazimoticon

by Candymanknows June 1, 2009

Quasimoto

Sexual act preformed with someone suffering from Kyphosis (Hunchback). Variation of the Quasimoto "Ringing the bell" in which anal beads are yanked out of a hunch back while simultaneously screaming sanctuary.

Chris Quasimoto-ed and "rang the bell" with that Hunch back that he met from the bar last night.

by That70sRabbit February 22, 2008

Quasimotoed

A verb, meaning "to have your face completely f***ed up in the mosh pit.

"Did you see that dude in the moshpit??"

"The guy with his eyebrow hanging below his cheek? That guy got totally quasimotoed."

by Betterthanbeckley January 26, 2015

Quasimoto Chinaman

A sex position where the guy sits in a rolling office chair with his legs apart, the woman bends over in a doggie position. when he's inside her, she grabs his legs like rickshaw poles and hobbles around the office bent over; pulling him around with him trying not to fall out of her!

hey man where's bob?
Oh he's staying at work late with that intern. He's probably going to give her the Quasimoto Chinaman! doggie,office sex, rickshaw

by bleach_dave October 18, 2015