quarenteed
quarenteed by nymphii January 4, 2009
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Quaranteened
When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.
“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”
“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”
“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”
“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”
Quaranteened by But Sects July 17, 2020
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quaranteen
Kids born between 2001 and 2007, who were technically teenagers during the Covid-19 quarantine period in 2020.
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Another name for gen z. Most of gen z were teenagers during the coronavirus pandemic, so their generation is nicknamed the quaranteens
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Quaranteed
A portmanteau of "guaranteed" and "quarantined": Mathematically assured to obtain the worst possible outcome which, in a given situation, is synonymous with the best possible outcome.
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Quaranteered
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V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.
V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.
Quaranteered by Danbob312 May 2, 2020
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