quarenteed

An amalgamation of the words quality & guarantee

Surface is quarenteed for 5 years under normal use

by nymphii January 4, 2009

Quaranteened

When an adult starts acting in a juvenile manner on par with a teenager because of lockdown or quarantine, either out of boredom or lack of accountability.

“Did you see Steve is on TikTok now doing all these stupid dances with the zoomers? Looks like he got quaranteened hard.”

“Since the lockdown, all I do is eat junk food and watch tv. I haven’t showered in a week and the dishes in my sink have been there even longer. Love being quaranteened.”

“My husband is happy being quaranteened; playing Fortnite and CoD all day while I’m at my ‘essential’ job.”

by But Sects July 17, 2020

quaranteen

Kids born between 2001 and 2007, who were technically teenagers during the Covid-19 quarantine period in 2020.

Some quaranteens were scared they wouldn’t graduate because of the virus.

by melo.die March 27, 2020

Quaranteens

Another name for gen z. Most of gen z were teenagers during the coronavirus pandemic, so their generation is nicknamed the quaranteens

Most Quaranteens were born in the 2000’s

by Soooomebodyyyyyyyy December 8, 2020

Quaranteed

A portmanteau of "guaranteed" and "quarantined": Mathematically assured to obtain the worst possible outcome which, in a given situation, is synonymous with the best possible outcome.

"I won't stop worrying until the Sabres are quaranteed at least the 2nd overall pick." -Steve Lexer

by RroseSelavy March 29, 2015

Quaranteered

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V. To be involuntarily volunteered by your significant other during a pandemic or lockdown situation.

"I was quaranteered by my wife to obtain a dresser for the girls' room."

by Danbob312 May 2, 2020

Quaranteenth

A word used to symbolize the last time an action or event occurred prior to quarantine.

Man, I haven’t had a haircut since the quaranteenth.

by Eyebuyvinyl May 24, 2020