quantum fuck 

1 Sexual interaction by means of e-mail, IM or text messaging.

2 The person with whom you have virtual sex.

My Quantum Fuck is incredibly hot. Last night he quantum fucked me so well I lost the ability to type for a few minutes.

quantum fuck by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009

quantum-fucked 

Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displace a single electron one nanometer, sex would've occurred.

Guy1: She was totally into it, but wanted to wait until the next day to do it for the first time. Then she got back together with her boyfriend the next morning.

Guy2: Shoulda sealed the deal that night.

Guy1: Yeah, I got quantum-fucked.

quantum-fucked by PositiveZero January 13, 2009

The Quantum Fuckining 

The Quantum Fuckining is when an individual feels (like they should give a fuck, might have a fuck to give, or fuck it all. Thus the fuck has been quantified; therefore existing and not existing all at once.)
A large group of people may experience a mass desensitized by a sudden and seemingly endless set backs such as but not limited to, pandemics, power hungry leadership, and disaster after disaster. May collectively experience (The Quantum Fuckining) together.

The quantum Fuckining of 2020 when a world wide pandemic revealed the strength and weaknesses of the world leaders and childishness of adults everywhere over wearing face panties.

The Quantum Fuckining by Ms.Karma November 8, 2020