quaif

The expulsion of air from the vagina. A pussy fart.

" F'd my girlfriend so hard, she quaifed for a week.

by Gomez August 02, 2003

quaif

Maiden

My fair quaif...

by Woo April 14, 2006

quaif

A silent stale fart.

Who quaifed?

by K-O-F May 07, 2003

Quaif

A quaif is a queer fag, i.e. a mega ultra gay guy.

The guy is such a flaming quaif.

by Shlurkie Guru January 06, 2008

quaif douglas

its a combination of a queef, a saif and michael douglas from the 1970's movie the china syndrome;
it it the subject of being whipped without getting anything in return

damn, he's driving her around everywhere, what a quaif douglas!

by ohwellbro December 10, 2009

Pete Quaife

The original lead guitarist of the kinks from 1964 to 1969. He was born Tavistock, Devon, England under Peter Alexander Greenlaw Kinnes. he's very underrated.

"Hey! Do you know people that formed the kinks?"
"Yes, I do! Pete Quaife and Ray Davies!"

by RodTargent October 16, 2018