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A quaif is a queer fag, i.e. a mega ultra gay guy.
The guy is such a flaming quaif.
Quaif by Shlurkie Guru January 6, 2008
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quaif • quaif douglas • Pete Quaife • Quaff • quail • quaffle • quaid • Quaf • quadfecta • quaft
My fair quaif...
quaif by Woo April 14, 2006
Who quaifed?
quaif by K-O-F May 7, 2003

quaif douglas 

its a combination of a queef, a saif and michael douglas from the 1970's movie the china syndrome;
it it the subject of being whipped without getting anything in return
damn, he's driving her around everywhere, what a quaif douglas!
quaif douglas by ohwellbro December 10, 2009

fairly athletic quails 

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.
"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph
fairly athletic quails by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018

quailem  

A person that is unexplainable, who is in thier own mind different to others.
quailem by Danny~Ray January 2, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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