Quaif

A quaif is a queer fag, i.e. a mega ultra gay guy.

The guy is such a flaming quaif.

by Shlurkie Guru December 15, 2007

quaif

The expulsion of air from the vagina. A pussy fart.

" F'd my girlfriend so hard, she quaifed for a week.

by Gomez August 03, 2003

quaif

Maiden

My fair quaif...

by Woo July 25, 2003

quaif

A silent stale fart.

Who quaifed?

by K-O-F May 08, 2003

quaif douglas

its a combination of a queef, a saif and michael douglas from the 1970's movie the china syndrome;
it it the subject of being whipped without getting anything in return

damn, he's driving her around everywhere, what a quaif douglas!

by ohwellbro December 10, 2009

Pete Quaife

The original lead guitarist of the kinks from 1964 to 1969. He was born Tavistock, Devon, England under Peter Alexander Greenlaw Kinnes. he's very underrated.

"Hey! Do you know people that formed the kinks?"
"Yes, I do! Pete Quaife and Ray Davies!"

by RodTargent October 16, 2018