quackpods 

An absolute brain-dead human, especially found on social media. They would have a pet- often named after a man's erections, because of it's immaturity and loss if a father figure.

"Oh look, Jennifer, a quackpods. Not again! Look at it laugh at the word balls!"

"what the fuck."

quackpods by e@rtHh October 19, 2021

quackpods 

a type of person found on the internet. specifically, a 4 year old who laughs at the word 'balls' and has a pet named something hilarious towards a 6th grader. most quackpods are all brain-dead, and need help in almost every aspect of functioning like a human being

"Oh look, Jennifer, it's a quackpods! Not again- they're laughing at the word balls again!"
"Quackpods sucks"

quackpods by e@rtHh October 19, 2021

quackloser 

the best mcyt tiktoker ever, like respectfully stomp on me.

quackloser can stomp on me anyday.

quackloser by chickeninwater August 28, 2021

quackos

Quackos (The Elder One) is a giant duck that is added to the popular video game Minecraft using Hbm's Nuclear Tech Mod which is a mod that adds advanced energy, machines, reactors and technology. Quackos is absolutely huge and is unkillable, the only way to remove the elder one is to feed it peas, which is another item added by the Nuclear Tech Mod. Quackos behaves like a vanilla minecraft chicken, but it makes quacking sounds, similar to the duck mob, that is also added to the game using Hbm's Nuclear Tech Mod, but quackos makes deeper sounds with echo.

The way to summon it in Survival mode is weird. You have to first summon a duck by pressing O at the beginning of the game. You can summon only one duck so take care of it. Next, the duck has to receive radiation. The easy way to do this is by running an uncoated nuclear reactor next to the duck. Enough radiation will turn the duck to quackos.

Quackos acts like a normal chicken and does not attack, but they multiply, so you might want to keep them under control if you have a potato pc. Removing them after there are many is painful (i know this by experience).

Bob: hey dude i blew up a nuke in the desert.
You: Bro wtf my laptop is garbage what if a quackos spawns.

quackos by Mallusai March 29, 2021

quackpedia 

quackpeda is the funniest, coolest moot ever, their videos are so epic

1: hey have you heard of tiktok user quackpedia
2: no
1:*kills*

quackpedia by ChickenNuggets400200 August 24, 2021

quackPOT 

Quackpot: A person who has fixed ideas on medical matters, who decries alternative health methodologies, but does this from an irrational, biased and ignorant point of view.

A quackpot will often claim medical and/or scientific knowledge or expertise, which, in reality, they do not have.

Some quackpots have been known to pad out their CVs, claiming training, qualifications, jobs or roles that have no existence in reality, etc.

A Quackpot will often claim that they influence key decision makers, when this is not, in reality, the case.

"I do not think you should take that herbal supplement!"

"Why?"

"Because I read a book about it once, so I know that I am right!"

"Get real! You are nothing but a delusional Quackpot!"

quackPOT by Martin UK September 29, 2005

neobrat quickpost cryptics 

People whose posts in public forums, in the interest of saving time (at most a matter of seconds), are severely abbreviated and mispunctuated (often via a quickpost application) to the point where they are barely intelligible, if at all. Sometimes these people cannot spell or read to begin with, and they insist on using slang and/or all caps. The nightmarish "finished product" of such posts may actually cause the astute reader to experience migraines and epileptic seizures. I first heard the term used by OwlHoot on sci.tech-archive.net.

neobrat quickpost cryptic 1: 4xampl,thos who rite lik this.u get it,the worse of the worse,tho there r
other xampls not as bad.want more neobrat quickpost virtuosities sent 2 u? (OwlHoot)

neobrat quickpost cryptic 2: LMFAO...@ THESE BRAWDZ...DELET ME BLOK ME...IDGAF...BUT I TELL U ONE THING WHEN SEE DONT UTTER TO YO TO SAY SHYT 2 ME...DNT TRY TO ACT LIKE WE FAM OR FRENDS...CUZ I DNT FUC WIT BOOGI ASS HOES ANY WAY! SO KEEP MINE UP OUT YO MOUF...CUZ I WILL MAKE A TRIP! IT AINT NEVA EEN NO HO N ME! NOW RUN TELL DAT! SHO (lamebook)

neobrat quickpost cryptics by MastaRoe October 18, 2010