quacko 

A pretender to medical skill that is completely unqualified and is simultaneously a weirdo.

You went to see Dr. Bombay? That quacko is all crazy eyes and pseudoscience. He tried to convince me I needed to buy a breast pump from him to cure my inverted nipples.

quacko by Joish December 18, 2008

Quacko 

The best TikToker ever and better than ttvlime4105

Omg is this really @justquacko on TikTok?

Quacko by Ttvlime4105 January 11, 2021

outta-whack-back quack 

official name for a chiropractor / informal: may be shortened to ‘back quack’

You should never pump heavy weights without wearing a body belt – ‘cause you’ll only end up at the outta-whack-back quack, Jack.

outta-whack-back quack by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 24, 2012

Quackcopadoodling 

When you use the DuckDuckGo private search engine to search for random terms and add the word ‘sex’ after it - making sure the safety filter is off.

Q: Scott, what did you do on the weekend?

A: I spent hours quackcopadoodling ‘boiled egg’ and got surprising yet unsurprising results. I’ll never look at a boiled egg the same way again!

Quackcopadoodling by T2dak March 24, 2019

The Stew Chicken Quack

Something that all the guys love when they see a cute, gorgeous, prettier looking girl who has the hottest feet dangling her flats by wiggling and spreading her toes while the guys just can't stop looking at it 😍😘💕👀

Maleek: "Hey Sam, did you saw when that girl Madeline doing The Stew Chicken Quack... DID YOU!?
Samuel: WHAT!!
Maleek: "Madeline was doing the Stew Chicken Quack in front of me and I really really love it so much" 😍😘💕❤️❤️💖
Samuel: "Since you like Madeline so much, why can't you ask her her number and you can invite her to your house. Alright?"
Maleek: "Alright. But The Stew Chicken Quack is so beautiful!"

The Stew Chicken Quack by Carl 'The Funny Guy' Plemmons May 25, 2020

Jeff Quackenbush 

Jeffrey Gerald "Jeff" Quackenbush (born July 7, 1953), is an American film and television stunt performer and stunt coordinator. He has worked in films such as Convoy (1978), Foul Play (1978), Delta Fox (1979), Airplane! (1980), The Cannonball Run (1981), First Blood (1982), Friday the 13th III (1982), The Star Chamber (1983), Commando (1985), Cobra (1986) and many more. As a stunt performer, Jeff Quackenbush has worked in over 600 TV projects, commercials, and feature films to his name. Jeff Quackenbush graduated from Mt. Lebanon High School in 1972. Jeff is married to his wife, Trisha whom he had two children together 💖💜💜✨💯💯

Pamela: "Who's that guy standing right next to the Dawn... Who's That!?"
Tommy: "That's the Hollywood Stuntman Jeff Quackenbush".
Pamela: "Wait. Jeff Quackenbush?"
Tommy: "Yup! That's Hollywood stuntman Jeff Quackenbush, when he got into the movie business he was trained by stuntman Hal Needham in 1975, and Jeffrey has worked as an extra in Gator (1976)".
Pamela: "Ohhhh... I wanna be a stuntwoman too!"

Jeff Quackenbush by Carl 'The Funny Guy' Plemmons June 16, 2020

Quackbur 

Quackbur is the classic enemies to lovers ship about two beautiful men who are addicted to arson

Person A: Did you read that new Quackbur fanfic where they each blow up a nation and kiss?
Person B: No I was busy watching the first Percy Jackson movie and making other horrible discions
Person A: Fuck you

Quackbur by SAD_WICH :(( January 30, 2022