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A pretender to medical skill that is completely unqualified and is simultaneously a weirdo.
You went to see Dr. Bombay? That quacko is all crazy eyes and pseudoscience. He tried to convince me I needed to buy a breast pump from him to cure my inverted nipples.
quacko by Joish December 18, 2008
Words you can keep
The best TikToker ever and better than ttvlime4105
Omg is this really @justquacko on TikTok?
Quacko by Ttvlime4105 January 11, 2021

outta-whack-back quack 

official name for a chiropractor / informal: may be shortened to ‘back quack’
You should never pump heavy weights without wearing a body belt – ‘cause you’ll only end up at the outta-whack-back quack, Jack.

Quackcopadoodling 

When you use the DuckDuckGo private search engine to search for random terms and add the word ‘sex’ after it - making sure the safety filter is off.
Q: Scott, what did you do on the weekend?

A: I spent hours quackcopadoodling ‘boiled egg’ and got surprising yet unsurprising results. I’ll never look at a boiled egg the same way again!
Quackcopadoodling by T2dak March 24, 2019

The Stew Chicken Quack

Something that all the guys love when they see a cute, gorgeous, prettier looking girl who has the hottest feet dangling her flats by wiggling and spreading her toes while the guys just can't stop looking at it 😍😘💕👀
Maleek: "Hey Sam, did you saw when that girl Madeline doing The Stew Chicken Quack... DID YOU!?
Samuel: WHAT!!
Maleek: "Madeline was doing the Stew Chicken Quack in front of me and I really really love it so much" 😍😘💕❤️❤️💖
Samuel: "Since you like Madeline so much, why can't you ask her her number and you can invite her to your house. Alright?"
Maleek: "Alright. But The Stew Chicken Quack is so beautiful!"

Jeff Quackenbush 

Jeffrey Gerald "Jeff" Quackenbush (born July 7, 1953), is an American film and television stunt performer and stunt coordinator. He has worked in films such as Convoy (1978), Foul Play (1978), Delta Fox (1979), Airplane! (1980), The Cannonball Run (1981), First Blood (1982), Friday the 13th III (1982), The Star Chamber (1983), Commando (1985), Cobra (1986) and many more. As a stunt performer, Jeff Quackenbush has worked in over 600 TV projects, commercials, and feature films to his name. Jeff Quackenbush graduated from Mt. Lebanon High School in 1972. Jeff is married to his wife, Trisha whom he had two children together 💖💜💜✨💯💯
Pamela: "Who's that guy standing right next to the Dawn... Who's That!?"
Tommy: "That's the Hollywood Stuntman Jeff Quackenbush".
Pamela: "Wait. Jeff Quackenbush?"
Tommy: "Yup! That's Hollywood stuntman Jeff Quackenbush, when he got into the movie business he was trained by stuntman Hal Needham in 1975, and Jeffrey has worked as an extra in Gator (1976)".
Pamela: "Ohhhh... I wanna be a stuntwoman too!"

Quackbur 

Quackbur is the classic enemies to lovers ship about two beautiful men who are addicted to arson
Person A: Did you read that new Quackbur fanfic where they each blow up a nation and kiss?
Person B: No I was busy watching the first Percy Jackson movie and making other horrible discions
Person A: Fuck you
Quackbur by SAD_WICH :(( January 30, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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