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qpowiueytralksjhdgfzmnxbvc

By now, you are quite possibly the most bored human being on this planet. You have already typed all of the other qwertyuiop or mnbvcxz or qazplm patterns to cross your mind. After thinking you came up with qwpoeriutyaslkdfjhgzxmncvb, only to see you didn't, you get an idea. Why don't I try the same concept, but instead of going two from the left, two from the right, I try two from the left, one from the right? You thought you finally came up with a new typing pattern to add to Urban Dictionary. Alas, others have been just as bored as you. So you think, I wonder if one from the left, two from the right has been done? Sorry buddy, it has.
I thought I was the most bored person to ever live, until I typed qpowiueytralksjhdgfzmnxbvc into Google and saw that it already existed.

qpoiuytrewalkjhgfdszmnbvcx

Please go do something useful with your life.
I typed qpoiuytrewalkjhgfdszmnbvcx into Urban Dictionary because I am depressed with the way my life is going.
A queer person of color.
I can't wait to check out that qpoc writing group.
qpoc by hikesfordykes November 18, 2013

qpoweiruty

Me: Im bored as fuck right now
*Keyboard Noises*
Me: Oh shit i produced qpoweiruty
qpoweiruty by FakeTaxi May 15, 2018
Quarter pound of diarrhea, a common effect on your bowels after eating pretty much any type of fast food. Mostly McDonald's. If you want to have an rectum and an anus left by the time you are 30, eat clean!!! And #KeepPounding
Start your engines, here comes the QPOD!!!!!!
QPOD by QPOD July 25, 2014

qpoweirutuyalskdjhfgzmnxcbv 

the sign of ultimate boredom. it is rare for anyone to search this and if they have until now there has been no definition.
i don't know how to use qpoweirutuyalskdjhfgzmnxcbv in a sentence
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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