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I typed qpoiuytrewalkjhgfdszmnbvcx into Urban Dictionary because I am depressed with the way my life is going.

qazlpokmxswedcnjiuhbvfrtgy 

When you're so bored, you've tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qetuoadgjlxvnwryipsfhkzcbm, qrupdhlcnwtiafjzvmeyosgkxb, qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and even qazplwsxokmedcijnrfvuhbtgy, you try, through the boredom, to do qazlpokmxswedcnjiuhbvfrtgy.

Made by swiping down diagonally on the left, then up diagonally on the right, then down diagonally from the right, then up diagonally from the left. Repeat.
Uh, I'm so bored, I think I might just type out qazlpokmxswedcnjiuhbvfrtgy
Is jerry in the toilet? I think he stole my ravioli.

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dk;ca by Longer September 27, 2018
If I had $200,000, I would buy $200,000 of TNT to detonate underneath Eric's house.
Eric by Longer September 10, 2018

Internet 

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.
Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!
Internet by Longer September 10, 2018
A guy with orientation problems. Thinks he's Welsh, when he's actually Liverpudlian. Stays up all night playing Clash of Clans because he can't get off his ass to play an actual game. Has a supernatural kinship with ovine creatures such as sheep, but passes it off as a joke. Is generally in good spirits, until you mention Rick and Morty's fourth season. Llyrs usually have a warped sense of humour, which those around him play along with out of pity. Despite this, a Llyr rarely notices, and continues to believe that his jokes are funny.
Who's that guy over there? Is he talking to a sheep?

Oh, that's Llyr. Just play along with his jokes, will you?
Llyr by Longer September 10, 2018

Kelpettegaiti 

A Romanian slang word coming from 'Kelp', meaning the peasantry, and 'Pettegait', meaning to walk in a formal manner. It is used to mean 'Pretentious peasants'
The kelpettegaiti have been acting up again.
Kelpettegaiti by Longer May 30, 2018