Quelle Fucking Surprise. A sarcastic response to the usual bullshit. Popularized by Canadian author Douglas Coupland in "Generation X."
by Ix.star November 04, 2011

by Chase M. July 30, 2008

by QFS lover May 10, 2011

I don't know why you think I would say that, in fact I stated the contrary earlier in this forum: QFS:"I don't agree with that theory"
by Tim Lathouwers January 16, 2008

Me: I've typed qdn and I'm still bored, BUT WHAT IF I SKIPPED 12 LETTERS? *types qf*
Me: I'm going to skip 13 letters *types qg* what the f-
Me: I'm going to skip 13 letters *types qg* what the f-
by hdufndfkmds;afbghdskbhfs,a;sdh January 27, 2022

Short for quick fuck.
John: Are you horny?
Dan: Yeah, a little.
John: Wanna hookup?
Dan: Yeah, but it has to be a qf, I’ve got to leave in ten minutes.
John: Bet.
Dan: Yeah, a little.
John: Wanna hookup?
Dan: Yeah, but it has to be a qf, I’ve got to leave in ten minutes.
John: Bet.
by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019
