QFS

Quelle Fucking Surprise. A sarcastic response to the usual bullshit. Popularized by Canadian author Douglas Coupland in "Generation X."

"Phillip stood me up again. QFS, eh?"

by Ix.star November 5, 2011

John Doe: 5x5=10 you stupid people!
Jane: ^QFS

by Chase M. May 31, 2006

1. You down for some QFS?

by Chickae November 16, 2006

Quick fuck and suck.
Another way of saying a quickie.

by QFS lover April 20, 2011

Quote From Self.

Used on forum to recap earlier statements in long discussion threads.

I don't know why you think I would say that, in fact I stated the contrary earlier in this forum: QFS:"I don't agree with that theory"

by Tim Lathouwers January 13, 2008

qf

Since you got so bored you've decided to skip 12 letters in your keybored WTF.

Me: I've typed qdn and I'm still bored, BUT WHAT IF I SKIPPED 12 LETTERS? *types qf*
Me: I'm going to skip 13 letters *types qg* what the f-

John: Are you horny?
Dan: Yeah, a little.
John: Wanna hookup?
Dan: Yeah, but it has to be a qf, I’ve got to leave in ten minutes.
John: Bet.

by thevalleyboy March 30, 2019