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qazrfvujmp 

a poor soul trying to make up some new qwerty word but ended but already being invented by a man in a chair
person: bro im bored. What should i do

other person: idk make up a new qwerty

person: a yes qazrfvujmp
qazrfvujmp by this mofo dodo October 12, 2020
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qazrfvujmplokinhybgtcdexsw

The ultimatum of boredom. You probably searched this up in hopes of of finding a keyboard pattern WITHOUT an urban dictionary definition. Think again, my friend. T H E Y A R E A L L T H E R E
"I just typed in qazrfvujmplokinhybgtcdexsw and for some reason there was a definition on urban dictionary. What loser even puts the time into making these definitions?"

qazrfvujmpwsxrtgbik 

At this point, your bordem with the qwerty keyboard has gone much too far. Please turn off your device and go outside, you clearly need it.
Hmm, maybe no one else has tried qazrfvujmpwsxrtgbik yet! Let me try that!

qazrfvujmpwsxtgbikedcyhnol 

People who tried this word has tried qazedctgbujmolwsxrfvyhnikp before.
The man typed qazrfvujmpwsxtgbikedcyhnol because he was bored.

qazrfvujmpwsxedctgbyhnikol 

your shear lack of literally anything else to do has brought you to a depth of boredom deeper than the mariana trench and is probably now radiating into the atmosphere as you single handedly speed up global warming by 500 times due to how much you do not want to do your math homework. welcome to the beginning of the end, this combonation was achieved by going down and to the right per usual but skipping two columns each time, then going back to press those keys from said columns. most of us can only say congrats because you are becoming a demigod of boredom and us mortals are futile in comparison.
Dude 1: "I'm becoming a hyper-demon made entirely from drinking mega pints of boredom. I must find an original keyboard combo!"
Dude 1's Keyboard: "qazrfvujmpwsxedctgbyhnikol"

qazrfvujmplonhycdewsxtgbik

holy shit, you couldn't be more bored. whatever your supposed to be doing, you should quit.
teacher: why are you quitting my class?

me: you're lectures are so boring I typed out qazrfvujmplonhycdewsxtgbik.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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