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qazrfvujmplokinhybgtcdexsw

The ultimatum of boredom. You probably searched this up in hopes of of finding a keyboard pattern WITHOUT an urban dictionary definition. Think again, my friend. T H E Y A R E A L L T H E R E
"I just typed in qazrfvujmplokinhybgtcdexsw and for some reason there was a definition on urban dictionary. What loser even puts the time into making these definitions?"

qazrfvujmpwsxrtgbik 

At this point, your bordem with the qwerty keyboard has gone much too far. Please turn off your device and go outside, you clearly need it.
Hmm, maybe no one else has tried qazrfvujmpwsxrtgbik yet! Let me try that!

qazrfvujmpwsxtgbikedcyhnol 

People who tried this word has tried qazedctgbujmolwsxrfvyhnikp before.
The man typed qazrfvujmpwsxtgbikedcyhnol because he was bored.

qazrfvujmpwsxedctgbyhnikol 

your shear lack of literally anything else to do has brought you to a depth of boredom deeper than the mariana trench and is probably now radiating into the atmosphere as you single handedly speed up global warming by 500 times due to how much you do not want to do your math homework. welcome to the beginning of the end, this combonation was achieved by going down and to the right per usual but skipping two columns each time, then going back to press those keys from said columns. most of us can only say congrats because you are becoming a demigod of boredom and us mortals are futile in comparison.
Dude 1: "I'm becoming a hyper-demon made entirely from drinking mega pints of boredom. I must find an original keyboard combo!"
Dude 1's Keyboard: "qazrfvujmpwsxedctgbyhnikol"

qazrfvujmplonhycdewsxtgbik

holy shit, you couldn't be more bored. whatever your supposed to be doing, you should quit.
teacher: why are you quitting my class?

me: you're lectures are so boring I typed out qazrfvujmplonhycdewsxtgbik.

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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