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qazmlpoknxswedcbjiuhvfrtgy 

YOU....

ARE....

A....

depressed potato.

After the rise and fall of combinations such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and more powerful ones like qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, you have found one of the legendary combinations created in the darkest depths of the devil's bootyhole. By typing in a downward curve shape from left to right then right to left, you have discovered one of the most rare combinations in the history of boredom, and you shall be remembered as...

the one that noone remembers, because boredom is not something people are remembered for.

But trust me when i say, that even though you might want to rethink your life after finding this, you truly are special for having found this sacred place of pure boredom.

Now, go live your life knowing that you are now one step ahead (or behind) on all other people on the staircase that is evolution.
person1: 'P O G'
person2: 'are you that bored that you just randomly say P O G?'
person1: 'yep... wait... what if i look up qazmlpoknxswedcbjiuhvfrtgy?'
person2: *GASP*
person1: 'you okay?'
person2: *chokes*
person1: 'there goes another one'
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qazmlpwsxnkoedcbjirfvhutgy

Yet another term only ever used by poor, extremely bored souls with nothing else to do.

Very similar to qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq, or qazplmwsxoknedcijbrfvuhtgy in that

it is found by typing all the letters on the keyboard in columns rather than rows, this term reaches even deeper levels of boredom as it requires typing the letters of a QWERTY keyboard in columns, alternating from left to right, and typing columns from the left up to down and columns from the right down to up.

If you have reached this stage, there is no hope left.
I was once locked in a dark room, with only a computer that could do nothing but Google searches. I spent thirteen hours typing combination after combination of keys, almost dying from boredom in the process, from mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq to qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, and by the time I was finally free, I had even gone so far as to type qazmlpwsxnkoedcbjirfvhutgy.
1. Roots in Arabic meaning "The most handsom person on planet earth"

2. Hebrew meaning: "Saviour of the world"

3. Urdu meaning: " my hero . my love"
1. Kristen: Darling stop, stop , don't be that romantic,you know you're such a "Qasim".

2. Stacy:He saved my life, he has a "Qasim" in him .
qasim by charmingb0y July 20, 2010
A boy/man who you can easily trust and get along with. He puts his family and friends before him and he knows how to have a good time. His grin is very wide and when he laughs he Can't help himself from sniggering. His eyes are mind blowing and you're lucky if you have an Qasim as a boyfriend. The one he loves he will love for a long time.
Girl1: dam he is so sexy what's he called

Girl2: Qasim, but bitch back off he's mine
qasim by uknow;) May 28, 2018

qazmlpwsxnkoedcnjirfvbhutgy

When one reaches such an extraordinary level of boredom they decide it's a wonderful idea to type from an alternating pattern of down to up on the left side to down to up on the right side.
You: Has anyone tried qazmlpwsxnkoedcnjirfvbhutgy yet?
Me: Unfortunately for all of us, yes.
Qasim is a handsome and funny he will have a personality that you would love. Qasim will be very funny but inappropriate and will be very kind and will follow his heart and dreams. You would love to meet a guy like this you're life will be amazing and when you are sad he could sense that you are sad BUT he will sometimes be annoying and laugh at you sometimes when you are hurt. you would love to meet a Qasim!!!
That dude is silly, he must be a Qasim
Qasim by CDungey December 31, 2018
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