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Qaramistos
The Qaramistos are hybrid creatures of Pingasorian legends. They are said to be guardians of the peoples' homes, because they bring gifts to loved ones and take revenge on those who threaten them. Their colors depend on what type of they're based on.
- Red for reptiles (lizards, snakes, crocodiles, turtles, etc.)
- Yellow for carnivorans (tigers, bears, wolves, seals, etc.)
- Green for ungulates (cattle, giraffes, elephants, rhinos, etc.)
- Blue for sea creatures (sharks, whales, dolphins, octopuses, etc.)
- Purple for birds (eagles, hawks, turkeys, owls, etc.)
- Pink for amphibians (frogs, toads, newts, salamanders)
- Orange for rodents (rats, beavers, porcupines, squirrels, etc.) as well as rabbits, hedgehogs, shrews, bats, moles, and hyraxes
- Brown for primates (monkeys, apes, gorillas, lemurs, etc.)
- Cyan for arthropods (insects, beetles, scorpions, shrimps, etc.)
- Gold for marsupials (kangaroos, koalas, possums, bandicoots, etc.)
- Gray for xenarthrans (armadillos, sloths, anteaters) as well as pangolins and aardvarks
- Tan for monotremes (echidnas, platypuses)
- Red for reptiles (lizards, snakes, crocodiles, turtles, etc.)
- Yellow for carnivorans (tigers, bears, wolves, seals, etc.)
- Green for ungulates (cattle, giraffes, elephants, rhinos, etc.)
- Blue for sea creatures (sharks, whales, dolphins, octopuses, etc.)
- Purple for birds (eagles, hawks, turkeys, owls, etc.)
- Pink for amphibians (frogs, toads, newts, salamanders)
- Orange for rodents (rats, beavers, porcupines, squirrels, etc.) as well as rabbits, hedgehogs, shrews, bats, moles, and hyraxes
- Brown for primates (monkeys, apes, gorillas, lemurs, etc.)
- Cyan for arthropods (insects, beetles, scorpions, shrimps, etc.)
- Gold for marsupials (kangaroos, koalas, possums, bandicoots, etc.)
- Gray for xenarthrans (armadillos, sloths, anteaters) as well as pangolins and aardvarks
- Tan for monotremes (echidnas, platypuses)
You know what the Pingasorians say: "Resqeđ pür los Qaramistos!" That means "Saved by the Qaramistos!"
Qaramistos by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! January 28, 2020
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Ha qalanqas by Tnejn u Erbgħin January 14, 2021
Qala
Qala Is a name that stands for fortress in Arabic.
Could also be use in place of the animal turtle in certain situations.
Could also be use in place of the animal turtle in certain situations.
Qala by Whitestarmania December 3, 2021
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Good job, you have made it this far. It is barely possible to get even more bored than this. I surprised anyone even found this. You are at peak boredom, now there is only one way to go, getting even more bored. If you have found this there is literally NOTHING for you to do.
Person 1: "Hey man have you searched qalmwsknedjbrfhvtgcyxuziop?"
Person 2: "Are you a psychopath? Here I thought I found all of them"
Person 2: "Don't you have ANYTHING better to do?"
Person 1: "Does it look like I do?"
Person 2: "Are you a psychopath? Here I thought I found all of them"
Person 2: "Don't you have ANYTHING better to do?"
Person 1: "Does it look like I do?"
qalmwsknedjbrfhvtgcyxuziop by CatOnKeyboard January 13, 2022
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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