pyromatic

Oh no, my house is on fire! Let me use Pryomatics!

Pyromatics (n): The best app for finding help in a wildfire.

by a rando October 21, 2018

Pyromancer

A magical enthusiast, gifted with the power of controlling fire.

Jeb: I was with a Pyromancer chick the other night... I think she burned something...

by Blayd April 23, 2005

Promatize

v. To inflict trauma before, during, after, and/or about junior or senior high school prom.
- to be the victim of such horrible trauma.

Greg: Dude, did you see Jen? Her dress tore, her boyfriend dumped her, she got caught with a flask, and her hair lost it's curls!
Dude: Yeah, she was promatized.

by Mrpianoman June 8, 2007

Pyromaniac

A pyromaniac is someone who loves fire or fires,just as someone else might like football.They like to burn things.

We're all pyros,we love to burn...

by Where are all the monkeys October 21, 2004

Progmatic

This is the word that defines what all rock bands should be and sound like. When your band is Progmatic, it means that you are the best. Usually the singer is a tall, handsome type most likely with black or dark hair. Band members must all look good in leather and like getting their picture taken. Progmatic people have honest forthcoming personalities and keep their successes a hidden mystery.

Example 1: "Hey! Did you see that band? They are really Progmatic!"

Example 2: "That singer has a really Progmatic voice."

Example 3: "Elvis has really Progmatic sideburns."

Example 4: "Can I have a shot of Progmatic to drink with my beer?"

by guardianofthecreditcard October 21, 2011

pyromania

The obsession with fire, marked by five things.

1 The inexplicable obsession with fire, burning and any flamable objects.

2 The irresistable urge to watch fire or to lite one.

3 The disregard of other's lives, possessions and feelings when they conflict with the starting of a fire.

4 Feelings of lust are displayed when watching, liting or simply being around fire.

5 The reasons for starting the fire are not for revenge, property damage, the desire to start anew, light or entertainment - but an indescribable feeling that comes from simply watching flames - one that the pyromaniac cannot control.

Pyromania, what is slowly taking over the world with the beginning of pyromaniacs.

by Lain872 June 21, 2004

Pyromancy

A form of Sorcery or magic primarily consisting of toxens or fire. (term used mostly in the games "Dark Souls" and "Dark Souls 2")

My dick is burnt out like a sorcerer's pyromancy.

by Dorkeusmaximus December 8, 2014