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pokaholic 

Someone addicted to Texas Hold'em Poker. This person will drive long distances for a good poker game and will keep a spreadsheet of their overall wins and losses. This person will also watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN - even watching re-runs when they already know what is going to happen. They probably also have the special Tommy Bahama shirt with the playing cards on the back of it. They will send text messages to their other pokaholic friends such as "I'm all in !", "I call", "I raise", "I took you out last night", "I'm taking you out tonight", and "Loser!!!". They have their own special token they use to place on top of their chips during poker play and have a special set of sunglasses to wear while playing poker.
Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.
pokaholic by oibeachnc December 15, 2008
Related Words
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pyah by MyNameIsEcko December 13, 2016
The sound produced by an erect penis slapping against a hot girl's body.
penis: pyah pyah pyah!
pyah by pv June 19, 2006

Pokahotass 

Bastarization of Pokahontas, noun describes a very attractive Native American woman.
That coupier behind the casino counter is a real Pokahotass!
Pokahotass by Shabi January 30, 2005
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pykana by orish!!!! January 19, 2022
Lingo relating to the Bravo TV's "Top Chef". Every episode reaches its climax in the last 5 minutes when the bottom cheftestants are at judges' table; viewers wait apprehensively for host Padma Lakshmi to utter, "(Name), Pack Your Knives And Go." Thus, when a cheftestant gets eliminated, they are "pykag'd".
Did you watch Top Chef last night? Eli got pykag'd!
PYKAG by Teresa from OK November 28, 2009