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pumullit-pwnted

to get the shit completely beat out of you
I went off a jump landed in a tree and got pumullit-pwnted.
pumullit-pwnted by me January 6, 2005

Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).
"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

pwntergeist 

Pwn-ter-geist
A spirit or untouchable/unseen player that manifests themself in the form of pwning, own or destroy there opponents quickly in pvp or verbal assaults.
1) Man... that guy is such a pwntergeist, I could hardly touch him in combat!

2) WTF!!! That guy killed me and I never even saw him, hes such a eff'in pwntergeist.
pwntergeist by [LaZy] Nation July 2, 2007
A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

OR

"That team totally pwned us."
pwned by Daniel Rivera April 11, 2003

pistol pwned 

1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.

2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.
<Player 1> (pistol kills) <Player 2>
<player 1>: Oh snap! Pistol pwned you!
pistol pwned by mchesney August 29, 2006

omega pwned 

when the pwnage has reached such an extent that one cannot be pwned any more. the ultimate and final pwn.
guy 1: did you see joe?

guy 2: no, why?

guy 1: well, he went in to get his appendix removed and they got him confused with the transexual. now his outie is an in.

guy 2: omega pwned.
omega pwned by holly molly August 19, 2006