pwnced 

The result of a person pouncing on an unsuspecting victim, accidentally causing bodily harm.

Guy 1: What happened to Rick?
Guy 2: While he wasn't looking, his girlfriend pounced on him, and he fell and broke his ribs.
Guy 1: Ooph, he got pwnced.

pwnced by cdizzub January 13, 2009

pwnced 

Pwnd like a lion, To own to the tenth power. 1337 gaming term.

"or maybe it was pwnced?" "I pwnced you like a tiger."

pwnced by Kaitlyn Westfall April 21, 2005

Penced 

The act of stabbing your friend in the back while acting like a saint.

He didn't see it coming but he got penced by his closest friend.

Penced by Lonchbox January 6, 2021

Penced 

The act of being stabbed in the back with ultimate betrayal of highest order.

Synonymous to the act of double crossing, disloyal, or breaking promise.

Example of getting penced:

I got penced by my girlfriend when I found out she was having an affair.

Penced by UA2 January 7, 2021

panced 

Panced is the act of violently removing the pants of a friend in front of a crowd to lower his self-esteem. Pancing is more effective when the victim has no underwear. Pancing is best done in the Fall.

Heidi panced Mike in the evening by the fire. His lack of underwear made his man-junk pop out for all to see. Heidi's tears of laughter prevented her from seeing the junk. She was also rolling on the ground.

panced by rod_permadur September 20, 2020

pwned

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

OR

"That team totally pwned us."

pwned by Daniel Rivera April 11, 2003

pistol pwned 

1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.

2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.

<Player 1> (pistol kills) <Player 2>
<player 1>: Oh snap! Pistol pwned you!

pistol pwned by mchesney August 29, 2006