Pwnie 

-Adjective

1. Total awesomeness... yet better. Made of serious amounts of win. leet, bad ass etc.

-Noun

2. One who pwns in everyday life and / or the internet.
*See pwn*

-Adjective

"Did you see grind house, that movie was fkin pwnie!"

-Noun

"That guy just rick rolled 15 people, hes a pwnie"

Pwnie by EVIL Pr0 June 12, 2008

Team Pwnie 

A group or team (or clan in on-line games) consisting of a number of people so powerful or leet that when they combine forces, world domination or better is sure to follow.

Dude did you see that clan completely pwn that other clan?
Yeah, no suprise there - They're Team Pwnie!

Team Pwnie by E.olevan October 29, 2010

PWWIE 

An Acronym.
People Watching Without Intent to Eat.

Random Stream watcher: "Gura, Remember Pwwie!"
Gawr Gura: "Pwwie... Pwwie doesn't uhhh... *laughs and rambles nervously* Pwwie doesn't apply in the digital world"

PWWIE by Twisted_whisper September 14, 2020

pwnership

The state of which something, or someone, is pwned. See pwn, pwning pwns, and pwnage.

Haha, I beat you!! Total pwnership!!!!

pwnership by Bob882 September 30, 2004

owns ponies 

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007

Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!

Magical Ponies by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010

calm your ponies 

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster

"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."

calm your ponies by fafoyojo March 13, 2010