pwnes

Pwnes is an internet gaming expression for getting your behind kicked by another gamer. the term "PWNES" is a variation of "OWNES", wich means that when you win a game ..you "OWN" it. Or when you are doing very well....you "OWN" the other players. The letters "O" and "P" are right next to each other on the keyboard, and the story goes that in the speed and fury of gaming and typing messages......the letter "P" gets hit a lot.....and so the misspelled term "PWNES" stuck with gaming groups.

"I will PWN you in this game"......."I got PWNED"......"he PWNES everyone on this level"

by jeff "quoddammage" September 5, 2008

mabel pines

The raddest, awesomest 12-year-old girl in the history of cartoons. She wears funky sweaters and overdoses on Smile Dip.

"The future, is in the past!"-Mabel Pines

by Belac77 September 25, 2013

Shady Pines

Used to describe a low cost or disreputable rest home/seniors residence, as used in the popular sitcom "Golden Girls". Regular character Sophia Petrillo was kept inline with the constant threat of being sent back to "Shady Pines".

His inattentive children warehoused him in a "Shady Pines"

by xy_zedd December 18, 2011

Pines Charter

a school in Pembroke Pines, Florida that has received numerous bomb threats during the first weeks of school. this school not only provides you with nicotine fiends and drug dealers but also one of the worst football teams in the nation. A place where everyone swears they’ll leave but by the end of high school they are still there. Want unlimited drama from petty whores? Want ugly ass hispanic soccer boys that use you? Want girls that have sex for drugs? Then come on down to Pines Charter. Where you can find not only the worst parties in Broward but the whitest thots in Florida.

guy: you’re hot. What school do you go to?

girl: pines charter
guy: oh... nevermind

by PinesCharterisGay October 6, 2019

Penes and Beans

Plural noun
A multitude of male genitalia

Synonym: Cocks and balls

With extreme determination, he sniffed out the penes and beans.

by richardhardman April 26, 2021

Lonely Pines

A drink consisting of Captain Morgans and Apple Juice. Named so after pirates that strayed their courses too far north, thus the only thing they had to mix with their Rum would be Apple Juice. The lonely pirates would drink this under pine trees. Hence the, Lonely Pines.

I was so messed up last night, Toots and I were drinking Lonely Pines 'till 4 am.

by Whoreton March 17, 2010

Pwnslice

noun. a) stronger version of 'pwn' usually used in reference to 'pwning' someone you are familiar with sometimes used as a term of endearment b) informal way of 'pwning' another person.

verb. a) The act of 'pwning' someone with whom you are familiar with or related to.

(noun) Give me a break pwnslice, I killed you 50 times in that Xbox game.

(verb) Yo man, I just pwnsliced my bro in a 1v1 hoops battle.

by calmurtitz June 22, 2010