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The seal attempted to eat the penguin, but it was no ordinary penguin... it was a PWNGUIN! It quickly devoured the seal and all of its family members.
Pwnguin by All for you, Hacked September 8, 2006
A pwerson thAT denies ur right to eat their mother.

Pwenguins are very not slay and remind me of m mother droppig me as a child
"pwnguin is not slay girly pop"
"I will hit u with a stick if u act like a pwnguin again"
"My grandma is such a pwnguin"
Pwnguin by #so_funny_yea_nvm January 23, 2023

Cum penguin 

when a chick is laying on her stomach and you cum on her back in a igloo. Also refers to an adult spinoff of club penguin.
I hit up a bitch on club penguin and we met up by the igloos. She started sliding around and I did a cum penguin on her.
Cum penguin by That fuck boi February 17, 2017

penguinz0 

Penguinz0 is a world famous actor. He is best known for his critically acclaimed performance as the district 9 medic in the hunger games Mockingjay part 1. He is also well known for his role as Kessler in Killer bean and his experimental media review show the Moist Meter.
Hey what are you watching?

Oh, I'm watching penguinz0.
I loved him in the hunger games!
penguinz0 by senatx November 1, 2020

Club Penguin 

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"

penguinz0 

The sexist man and Youtuber alive, legends tell he is the only Human born with a boner and has never gone flaced. Owner of the official Brendan Fraiser fan club.

He is the current world champ of breath holding underwater
" my nipples are hard and my pants are white, looks like Penguinz0 made a new video"