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puzzleshit 

Dusty, pseudo-fecal residue that accumulates in the bottom and corners of a jigsaw puzzle box.
"Hey dickwad! You got puzzleshit all over my patent leather pumps!"
puzzleshit by Charlie Coniton April 29, 2003
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puzzleshit 

The dusty residue excreted by individual pieces of a jigsaw puzzle in the box.
"Watch out, asshole, you got puzzleshit on my black pumps!"
puzzleshit by G. Delaney April 28, 2003

puzzleshipping

A yaoi pairing in Yu-Gi-Oh! Yugi and Yami
Puzzleshipping is very popular among Yu-Gi-Oh! yaoi fans.
puzzleshipping by 'Mera February 20, 2009

Weird Puzzle Shit

Originally derived from Problem Sleuth on MSPA, this noun describes puzzles of any kind or persuasion. Often muttered out of frustration, as any weird puzzle shit is long, and difficult.
1. "I can't talk now, toots. I'm busy with all this weird puzzle shit."

2. You are beginning to get tired of this weird puzzle shit.
Weird Puzzle Shit by RAEG ROOTS June 14, 2009
Puzzlewit - a fancy word for stupid. Presidents like insulting each other that way. Roosevelt called “Puzzlewit”Taft. Came recently famous, because of The Daily Show's 23 May 2007 edition.
If you've recently booked a return voyage on the RMS Titanic, you might be a puzzlewit.

If you go out on a date with 2 ugly girls and their "Drogaman" friends come by for a game of pool, you might be a puzzlewit.
puzzlewit by The FuSIoN December 28, 2008

pizzleshit 

The act of goofing off with no intention of being at all productive.
Dammit, Nicole, stop pizzleshitting around, we have Twinks to fuck.
pizzleshit by crimsinrayne December 10, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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