puzzlewit

Puzzlewit - a fancy word for stupid. Presidents like insulting each other that way. Roosevelt called “Puzzlewit”Taft. Came recently famous, because of The Daily Show's 23 May 2007 edition.

If you've recently booked a return voyage on the RMS Titanic, you might be a puzzlewit.

If you go out on a date with 2 ugly girls and their "Drogaman" friends come by for a game of pool, you might be a puzzlewit.

puzzlewit by The FuSIoN December 28, 2008

Puzzlefied 

adj. when someone is so confused they cant make up their mind and everybody else suffers from your idiotic and lack of knowledge

" Hey puzzlefied man in the front your holding up the line make a decision!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Puzzlefied by jjjjooooohhhhnnnnkkkkaaazzzzzz August 7, 2008

puzzlewood 

A confusing boner stemming from something that shouldn’t turn you on.

I got puzzlewood after watching the inauguration last night.

puzzlewood by ihatesound July 6, 2021

puzzleshit 

Dusty, pseudo-fecal residue that accumulates in the bottom and corners of a jigsaw puzzle box.

"Hey dickwad! You got puzzleshit all over my patent leather pumps!"

puzzleshit by Charlie Coniton April 29, 2003

puzzleshit 

The dusty residue excreted by individual pieces of a jigsaw puzzle in the box.

"Watch out, asshole, you got puzzleshit on my black pumps!"

puzzleshit by G. Delaney April 28, 2003

puzzlepiece

when a guy is sucking on another guys dick and the guy he is sucking, is sucking the first guy

The gays puzzlepieced and had each pthers dicks in there mouth for thirty minutes.

puzzlepiece by D_DOG May 13, 2006

pizzlewick 

a convenience store

I went to the pizzlewick and bought some cheese and potpurri.

pizzlewick by Jordan March 21, 2003