putzed

literay "to have dicked arround"
when you have time and nothing specific to accomplish, you occupy yourself with what is at hand. kind of like going to urbandictionary.com and adding your own definitions eg. ninja route
see putz and adhd

mother: "Son, you have been out side for nearly an hour, why is the lawn not mowed? what have you done with all that time?"
son: "aw shizzle ma, i done putzed for how long now?"

by halluciphile July 8, 2004

Trump Poop Putzes

The vile attackers who invaded the U.S. Capital on 01-06-2021, deficated then smeared the feces.

Trump Poop Putzes have literally added to the "stain" his legacy is leaving on U. S. history! Some of them deficated in a bathroom and smeared the excrement around the walls and floors of the building.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 8, 2021

putted

A word people use when they skipped a few English classes.
This is, in fact, not a real word.

I putted on a dress

by AyaTheDoggo February 15, 2021

putted

putted is something my cute ass boyfriend made up, because he has chronic dyslexia, but i still love him so much.

guy: putted
girl:putted!!

by hazen January 8, 2018

putzenfagel

someone who just doesnt get anything

ok right click your mouse, no the other button you putzenfagel

by Doctor Moor October 23, 2008

puzzed

a state of confusion; short for puzzled

"Nicole was so puzzed when she reached into the bag of pretzels and pulled out a dog treat!"

by rebecca chernin February 12, 2010

Putzen

A half-assed individual who decides they're bigger than everyone else in the world. A true tool who will do what it takes to look like a 'King amongst the trees' under any circumstance. Will attempt to take on a battleship, unarmed and shirtless, if he sees one.

Come on Frank! Quit talking to this Putzen, we got more important things to do.

by Will Smosby June 22, 2011