puttick
Someone who fails repetitively.
Steffany was labelled a puttick after failing the last year of her english degree for the third time.
puttick by porter floor punch November 24, 2003
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Puttock
An absolute fiend, with a taste for drugs like santa's taste for cookies and milk. Can probably rip the biggest bong hit you have ever witnessed with your entire eyeballs. Kinda short with a terminal stutter and a habbit of making a mug of themselves.
Puttock by Puttock420 January 17, 2021
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Putnick
(Poot-nik)-noun,-verb. An overweight organism, of the feline species, submerged in a vat of tar and/or gasoline jelly then lit on fire and thrown over enemy fortresses to wreak havoc and promote confusion amongst citizens.
This method of ancient chemical warfare derived in medieval Europe and is thought to have originated from Germanic tribes.
The most famous use of this was during the Frank and Saxon war by Charlemagne the Great; it was advantageous to the victory of the Franks in 732 A.D.
This method of ancient chemical warfare derived in medieval Europe and is thought to have originated from Germanic tribes.
The most famous use of this was during the Frank and Saxon war by Charlemagne the Great; it was advantageous to the victory of the Franks in 732 A.D.
Putnick by Chris, Michael January 10, 2008
Puttocking
(v.)
The action of spanking the top of the upper leg. Known as puttocking because of the distinctive sound it makes.
Also see double-puttocking
The action of spanking the top of the upper leg. Known as puttocking because of the distinctive sound it makes.
Also see double-puttocking
Puttocking by overdose101 June 23, 2008
puttock
puttock by a female dood :) December 29, 2021
Puttock
A person who's obloid face looks to be that of a buttock-like ##### who likes ######## in the #######.
Puttock by smoke muffin August 10, 2023
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.