puttick

Someone who fails repetitively.

Steffany was labelled a puttick after failing the last year of her english degree for the third time.

by porter floor punch November 24, 2003

Puttock

An absolute fiend, with a taste for drugs like santa's taste for cookies and milk. Can probably rip the biggest bong hit you have ever witnessed with your entire eyeballs. Kinda short with a terminal stutter and a habbit of making a mug of themselves.

"He's such a 'Puttock'"

by Puttock420 January 17, 2021

Putnick

(Poot-nik)-noun,-verb. An overweight organism, of the feline species, submerged in a vat of tar and/or gasoline jelly then lit on fire and thrown over enemy fortresses to wreak havoc and promote confusion amongst citizens.
This method of ancient chemical warfare derived in medieval Europe and is thought to have originated from Germanic tribes.

The most famous use of this was during the Frank and Saxon war by Charlemagne the Great; it was advantageous to the victory of the Franks in 732 A.D.

Those selfish jerks make me want to putnick their village!

by Chris, Michael January 10, 2008

Puttocking

(v.)
The action of spanking the top of the upper leg. Known as puttocking because of the distinctive sound it makes.

Also see double-puttocking

I gave my bitch such a good puttocking yesterday.

by overdose101 June 23, 2008

puttock

the nickname my family call my brother

‘oh hello puttock’ ‘argh stop calling me puttock’

by a female dood :) December 29, 2021

Puttock

A person who's obloid face looks to be that of a buttock-like ##### who likes ######## in the #######.

Person 1: Hey don't be such a fockin' Puttock man..."
There was no Person 1.

by smoke muffin August 10, 2023