An absolute fiend, with a taste for drugs like santa's taste for cookies and milk. Can probably rip the biggest bong hit you have ever witnessed with your entire eyeballs. Kinda short with a terminal stutter and a habbit of making a mug of themselves.
"He's such a 'Puttock'"
by Puttock420 January 17, 2021
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(v.)
The action of spanking the top of the upper leg. Known as puttocking because of the distinctive sound it makes.

Also see double-puttocking
I gave my bitch such a good puttocking yesterday.
by overdose101 June 23, 2008
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oh hello puttock’ ‘argh stop calling me puttock’
by a female dood :) December 30, 2022
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A person who's obloid face looks to be that of a buttock-like ##### who likes ######## in the #######.
Person 1: Hey don't be such a fockin' Puttock man..."
There was no Person 1.
by smoke muffin August 10, 2023
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