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Potty putter 

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.
Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

ann patterson 

someone who enslaves children and shoves breadsticks up their butt and nose
(If their name ends with sparks they're autistic)
Person one: i just raped someone with garlic bread
Person two: you're such an Ann Patterson
ann patterson by My penis hurts February 22, 2017

mark patterson 

McGregor 5 time Men’s Club Champ, women’s 3 time club champ. 8 total
I didn’t know the answer.. I was like Mark Patterson.. cause he’s stupid.
puters a are computers or PC's
Are u good with Puters
puters by Mostafa Nada September 24, 2005

Mucky Putter 

A penis which is dirty due to the act of anal intercourse
i banged a bird in the arse last night and now ive got a total mucky putter
Mucky Putter by el banan 22 June 29, 2011

luke patterson

a character on the hit Netflix series, Julie and the Phantoms - tell your friends! he is a precious ball of fluff with really really great arms. he has an addicting smile and occasionally sports a beanie atop his Troy Bolton-esque hair. not only is he great personality, he can sing too! as well as rock out on either his six string or his iconic electric guitar with his best buds, reggie and alex. oh also, he's like literally dead. he's a ghost, like straight up he died in '95 after eating a tainted hot dog. although the hot dog tried, nothing could dim the sparkle and overall shine of luke patterson!
did you know luke patterson and alex dated in the 90's?
wow, that guitar solo done by luke patterson in EPISODE 7 hits different!
luke patterson by dykasaurus December 13, 2020