putamadre
putamadre by soy_putamadre June 24, 2010
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me cago en tu puta madre
Patrick Kluivert said this to the referee(Diaz Vega) in the game Barcelona - Real Madrid in 1999. It means "I shit on your whore mother. He got the red card for it.
me cago en tu puta madre by Carsi May 3, 2009
chinga a tu puta madre
chinga a tu puta madre by Cixaxu August 6, 2016
de puta madre
de puta madre by Yournameisalreadybeingused August 1, 2012
puta madre
Spanish slang. "Puta" means roughly "fuck" or "bitch," and "madre" means "mother." The two words toghether become a common expletive meaning "holy shit" or "mother fucker."
In the north of Spain, if the article "la" (meaning "the") is added to the beginning of the phrase ("la puta madre"), it becomes a high compliment meaning that something is the coolest of its kind (similar to calling it the bomb, or the shit.)
In the north of Spain, if the article "la" (meaning "the") is added to the beginning of the phrase ("la puta madre"), it becomes a high compliment meaning that something is the coolest of its kind (similar to calling it the bomb, or the shit.)
Profesor: Clase, tengo una sorpresa para ustedes. ¡Hay un examen hoy!
(Teacher: Class, I have a surprise for you. There is a test today!)
Estudiante: Ese puta madre. ¡No estudié!
(Student: That mother fucker. I didn't study!)
Profesor: Clase, tengo una sorpresa para ustedes. ¡No más exámenes, jamás!
(Teacher: Class, I have a surprise for you. No more exams, ever!)
Estudiante: ¡Ah! ¡Profesor, eres la puta madre!
(Student: Wow! Teacher, you're the coolest ever!)
(Teacher: Class, I have a surprise for you. There is a test today!)
Estudiante: Ese puta madre. ¡No estudié!
(Student: That mother fucker. I didn't study!)
Profesor: Clase, tengo una sorpresa para ustedes. ¡No más exámenes, jamás!
(Teacher: Class, I have a surprise for you. No more exams, ever!)
Estudiante: ¡Ah! ¡Profesor, eres la puta madre!
(Student: Wow! Teacher, you're the coolest ever!)
puta madre by itxaro September 17, 2006
puta madre
The litteral translation is "puta" for bitch, and "madre" for mother.
In Mexico the most sacred thing in the world is our mother, so it can have very different meanings deppending on the setting, but none of them refers to your mother, so take it easy, unless you're in a Mexican slum, if that's the case run immediately.
"Puta madre": Fuck this shit"; Holy shit!"; No fucking way!; I screwed it up; What have you done?; Again?
"Está de puta madre!": It's the shit!; That's awesome!, You made it great!; Congratulations
"¡Tú puta madre!": Fuck you!; Go the hell!; No shit!
"La puta madre": Not again; What should I do; Fuck this shit
"Chingas a tu puta madre": Go fuck yourself; You're going to die!; Go botter someone else bitch!
But as in English, it does not always have a negative context.
In Mexico the most sacred thing in the world is our mother, so it can have very different meanings deppending on the setting, but none of them refers to your mother, so take it easy, unless you're in a Mexican slum, if that's the case run immediately.
"Puta madre": Fuck this shit"; Holy shit!"; No fucking way!; I screwed it up; What have you done?; Again?
"Está de puta madre!": It's the shit!; That's awesome!, You made it great!; Congratulations
"¡Tú puta madre!": Fuck you!; Go the hell!; No shit!
"La puta madre": Not again; What should I do; Fuck this shit
"Chingas a tu puta madre": Go fuck yourself; You're going to die!; Go botter someone else bitch!
But as in English, it does not always have a negative context.
- My dude: Hahahaha you're ugly as fuck dude.
- Me: Jajajaja tu puta madre. (Hahahaha fuck you)
- Me: Please mom, I don't want to go to school today.
- Mom: Puta madre, pero me ayudas a limpiar la casa. (Fuck this shit, again?, alright, but you're going to help me to clean the house.)
- Some guy in Tepito: Eh puto! Dame lo que traigas o chingaste a tu puta madre. (Hey bitch! Give everything you have or you're dead.)
- Me: But I'm your neightbor dude!
- Some guy in Tepito: Ah siii, eres el gringuito, órale pues, dame para los cigarros y te vas. (Oh yea! You're the gringuito Little gringo, ok then, just give me money for cigars and we're ok. 50 pesos should do, 2~5 usd, if you don't have any change, giive him the first bill or coin you have in your pockets)
- Puta madre! (I screw it again)
- Puta madre! (I hit my little toe on the base of the bed.)
- Puta madre! (Spontaneous rage when I'm alone for saying something stupid in front of my crush.)
- Me: Jajajaja tu puta madre. (Hahahaha fuck you)
- Me: Please mom, I don't want to go to school today.
- Mom: Puta madre, pero me ayudas a limpiar la casa. (Fuck this shit, again?, alright, but you're going to help me to clean the house.)
- Some guy in Tepito: Eh puto! Dame lo que traigas o chingaste a tu puta madre. (Hey bitch! Give everything you have or you're dead.)
- Me: But I'm your neightbor dude!
- Some guy in Tepito: Ah siii, eres el gringuito, órale pues, dame para los cigarros y te vas. (Oh yea! You're the gringuito Little gringo, ok then, just give me money for cigars and we're ok. 50 pesos should do, 2~5 usd, if you don't have any change, giive him the first bill or coin you have in your pockets)
- Puta madre! (I screw it again)
- Puta madre! (I hit my little toe on the base of the bed.)
- Puta madre! (Spontaneous rage when I'm alone for saying something stupid in front of my crush.)
puta madre by BHVampire September 16, 2022
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