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put it on her boobs!

1.) This versatile phrase is mainly used as an exclamation, such as fuck or blow it out your dickhole. Usually used between friends, as outsiders will take the meaning to be literal, and be justifiably offended.
2.) Appropriate response to any question that you don't have the answer to.
Summary: If you do not know the answer to any question, or if you need to yell something nonsensical, say: "put it on her boobs"
Brian: Hey, dude, what's the sine of 5 pi quintupled over psub three of x over 99 problems but a bitch ain't one?
Jimmy: Put it on her boobs!
Brian: Thanks.

Put it on her tab 

You cum in their purse after you take them out to multiple activities in one date and they don't put out.
I took Savannah to dinner, a movie and a bar only for her to say she needed to head home to "check on her roommate" so I put it on her tab.

Whip it out and put it on her forehead 

A phrase used in place of "go for it in a big way." Often results in a high risk, high reward situation.
Friend 1: "I don't know what to do with this extra Cubs ticket."

Friend 2: "Take Jackie."

Friend 1: "I can't. She's a Sox fan."

Friend 2: "You got an extra Cubs hat. Just keep it in your pocket, and at the game, whip it out and put it on her forehead."

Friend 1: "Good idea. I'll do the same with my penis later."

put it on him/her 

Tonights the night I'm going to put it on him/her!
put it on him/her by Rigman13 March 19, 2016

put her weight on it

referring to the sexual position where a woman will be on top of a man while he is laying down
Growing tired of the missionary position with her boyfriend, Karyn put her weight on it and enjoyed the ride.
put her weight on it by PDubya December 26, 2008

Put her ring on it 

The act of a female allowing her boyfriend to penetrate her anally with his penis. In doing so, she proves herself to be marriage material.
Doug: Hey Rob, you've been spending a lot of time with Nancy lately.

Rob: Yeah, I think she's the one.

Doug: Wicka-Wicka what???
Rob: Dude, she put her ring on it.

Doug: Tight!