A girl who has serious bladder control issues, and on one occasion has been known to piss on her own tits after falling in a bathroom. She also regularly pisses herself in public places.
Person 1: "What is that pool of liquid on the chair in the kitchen?"
Person 2: "Pisstits was laughing too hard"
Person 1: "I am NOT clearing that up!"
A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.
Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.
Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.
Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."
Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"
Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."
A pussy whipped man who's nutsack has been replaced with a hole. He knows his spot in life is behind his wife. At night before going to bed he prays the following prayer "the woman is always right if she is wrong,she is still right"
When commanded to jump by the wife aka "The Queen", he responds "how high shall I jump in your high heels this time honey!"
When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.
"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."