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Pussytunities
Pussytunities by WalesMasterRace December 3, 2020
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Pussy Gun • Pussycunt • pussyjunk • pussycuntslay • Pussygen • pussygender • Pussygina • pussygonzagus • PussyGucciTwat • Pussytunities
pussygender
pussygender by SincerelyDeu February 18, 2022
Pussycunt
Dude 1: Come on, we can take 'em!
Dude 2: Nah lets just get of here.
Dude 1: Don't be such a pussycunt.
Dude 2: Nah lets just get of here.
Dude 1: Don't be such a pussycunt.
Pussycunt by Captain Caaaaaavvvveee maaaann February 16, 2008
Pussygnome
Pussygnome by GARRET69 October 13, 2010
Pussygen
The dense, warm, and high pressure pocket of oxygen that dwells in the recesses of women's vaginas which when diffused to an area of lower pressure outside the vagina is the sole cause of a queef, and what aids in cunnililingus / eating out.
Upon capsizing from their yacht, Jane was unconscious and Tom found themselves drowning. He remembered a trick back from his pool boy days he coined, "muff diving" and proceeded to put his mouth around her vagina and use her pussygen as a human snorkel to ascend them to safety, whilst forever breaking the ice on their friendship and being the realest man alive.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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