Pussygen
The dense, warm, and high pressure pocket of oxygen that dwells in the recesses of women's vaginas which when diffused to an area of lower pressure outside the vagina is the sole cause of a queef, and what aids in cunnililingus / eating out.
Upon capsizing from their yacht, Jane was unconscious and Tom found themselves drowning. He remembered a trick back from his pool boy days he coined, "muff diving" and proceeded to put his mouth around her vagina and use her pussygen as a human snorkel to ascend them to safety, whilst forever breaking the ice on their friendship and being the realest man alive.
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