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pussyjunk

pronunciation (pu'sE' j&ngk)
v. Pussyjunked, pussyjunking,pussyjunks
1. To sexually tease or reject
2. To be swindled or cheated out of
Adj.
1. Sore, over-worked:
"My lover slayed me so well, my whisker biscuit was pussyjunked for two days."
by RECIII May 31, 2006
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Pussywank

The act of getting a wank but instead of it being with somebody's hand, its off a pussy. In other words sexual intercourse.
Can be also used to describe a person or just a thing you can say whenever you feel like it
I'm horny as fuck scan, I'd fucking love a pussywank.
Ah fuck lad, thats a pussywank
by Jacktheshitterscanbox March 19, 2017
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Pussytunities

An opportunity at which one can secure pussy eg: parties, pubs, clubs
"Damn bro I don't think there are gonna be many pussytunities for the next few weeks"
by WalesMasterRace December 3, 2020
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Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.
Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"
by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009
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pussyjuice

The spicey-sweet secretion which a girl makes in her pussy when she is horny and is ready for fucking. In a healthy girl it has a pleasant, sexy musky smell. If it smells fishy or rancid, or is yellow or green tinged - say your goodbyes! Pussyjuice from a healthy pussy is clear or slightly white depending on the stage of the menstrual cycle. It will probably be cloudy or milky looking if she has recently taken cum in her pussy. Pussyjuice is secreted by glands in the vaginal walls and also by Bartholin's glands near the entrance. Pussyjuice has several functions:

1. It creates an alkaline pH inside the pussy which helps protect against infection.
2. It supports the growth of lactobacillus, again as a barrier to infection. Probiotic yogurt containing lactobacillus cultures has been shown to reduce itching and inflammation when applied inside the vagina. Similarly, lactobacillus capsules or tablets may be inserted directly.
3. It acts as a lubricant.
4. It attracts and arouses men through its pherome content and musky scent.

Contrary to popular belief, a woman does not ejaculate pussyjuice at orgasm. Occasionally, she may lose bladder control and squirt some urine.
Pussyjuice dripped like syrup from her pussylips. It was her nectar, pure and crystal clear. Or maybe it was mysterious ambrosia - the food for the gods.
by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008
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pussyjuicer

A mechanical device used to extrace a womans vaginal fluid while shes sleeping
Nothing like warm pussy juice in the morning

Where did u get that
O i thought u were sleeping

Whats that a blender
No its a pussyjuicer, i suck out your pussy juice while your sleeping then drink it
Oo honey ifu wanted to drink my pussy juice u should have just asked
Really
No i want a divorce
by cumdragon April 8, 2015
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pussyjuice

¨i got some dole pineapple juice, what do you have¨
¨i got pussyjuice¨
by SomeRandomName34 February 18, 2020
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