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pussy willow 

A fucking plant.

Not a dick, not a homosexual; a fucking plant.
"What's that plant called?"

"A pussy willow."
pussy willow by kaylyn.7461 May 12, 2014
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pussy willow 

a plant that grows beside the raod
wow isnt that pussy willow big
pussy willow by Anonymous August 3, 2003

pussy willow 

1: a really douche of a person

2: white tufts of hair coming out of old peoples ears
1: jimmy was being a real pussy willow today.

2: ah dude, look at the pussy willows coming out of your grandpas ears!
pussy willow by walexdarsh June 17, 2009

pussy willow 

someone who is the group bitch and does whatever anyone tells them to do, like pussy only much worse
that guy is such a damn pussy willow
pussy willow by jackson September 1, 2004

pussy willow 

A man who acts as though he has no balls, therefore only a limp, willowing penis is left amongst the flowing pubic hairs. This explains his feminine nature despite the outer appearance of the man body.
My roommate has no balls, so he acts as though he has a pussy willow.
pussy willow by TrixieDog December 16, 2018

pussy willow 

A name you can give to someone that you hate.
Shut the eff up, pussy willow!
pussy willow by kdefinitions March 16, 2020

Pussy Willow 

A dick that won't get hard no matter what. Whether due to age, intoxication, or a brown bag with the lights off type of a girl, your dick flaps around in the same wind that blows the career of Keanu Reeves and the puberty caused tones of the Jonas Brothers.

(Girl waiting and wondering...)
Girl- What the monkey are you doing?
Guy- I'm slapping my dick against your leg so mini-me can wake the frick up, all I've got runnin' is a pussy willow.

(Two friends during a friendly chat)
Friend 1 - Hey, just to remind you, I fucked your ex on Saturday.
Friend 2 - Yeah, that's right, she was telling me how much she missed even my drunken pussy willow fucks with her on Sunday. Way to go you fricken duddy!

Can also be used in the past tense as a name:

Friend 1- Dude, I'm glad you took the hit for the team. How was it though?
Friend 2- Are you kidding me? Lights off, brown bagged and I was still left P.Willowfied at the sight of those brown wizard sleeves! (Can also substitute P.Dubafied)
Pussy Willow by Mo Mo Morin February 17, 2009
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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