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Pussy Towel 

The towel placed between the pussy and the body of a male patron at a full nude strip club.

Due to excreation and "pussy stains" on Canadian strip club patrons the Pussy Towel was invented.

The Black lighting would show the white haze of a pussy; pussy haze; that was just grinded on a gentlemans crotch, shirt, face or legs causing some discust by wives and girlfriends. Stripper Destiny decided to use a napkin on the lap of one said gentleman and the pussy towel was invented!
Some suggest its for the protection of the Strippers, but this is not the case...they don't care. They're dirties! It's initial purpose is to prevent Pussy Stains.
"Ah shit man! I have a pussy stain on my lucky black dockers! My wife is going to be pissed!"
"Thats shitty man!- That bitch didn't use a pussy towel!?"

"Do you really have to use that pussy towel when your grinding my face Porsche? I don't care if I get pussy all over it!"
Pussy Towel by WOD comish July 29, 2009

Pussy Towelette 

Same as a Penis Wipe. Just a fuckboi slut douche that you wanna slap super hard. Then you take his head and wipe it on your Dick like a towel, like you would rub a pussy. Gay (no homo).
Man, Gavin really is a pussy towelette dawg! I wanna take his face and rub it on my Dick like you would a towel like you would rub a pussy.

Leaning Tower of Puss 

In a sexual act, while the male is standing, the female sits on the males shoulders from the front with the vagina directly in front of the males mouth. To keep her stable, he puts her up against the wall and performs oral sex. They will be against the wall, leaning at an angle looking like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

AKA-(Towering)
"Hey Ben lets go see what Peter and that girl are doing." (Peek in room)
"Oh dang, he is giving her the Leaning Tower of Puss."
"Lucky man!"

"Hey babe, how bout you throw me up against that wall and tower the fuck out of me."
"Oh yeah baby I gonna eat your pussy like spaghetti."

"Hey Peter, did you do 69 with that girl?"
"No, I gave her the Leaning Tower of Puss."

pussypower

another word for feminism used be some female rappers
Nicki Minaj: " I suck his dick, he suck my clit , pussy pussypower"
pussypower by johnthelongman12 November 8, 2019
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