The towel placed between the pussy and the body of a male patron at a full nude strip club.
Due to excreation and "pussy stains" on Canadian strip club patrons the Pussy Towel was invented.
The Black lighting would show the white haze of a pussy; pussy haze; that was just grinded on a gentlemans crotch, shirt, face or legs causing some discust by wives and girlfriends. Stripper Destiny decided to use a napkin on the lap of one said gentleman and the pussy towel was invented!
Some suggest its for the protection of the Strippers, but this is not the case...they don't care. They're dirties! It's initial purpose is to prevent Pussy Stains.
Due to excreation and "pussy stains" on Canadian strip club patrons the Pussy Towel was invented.
The Black lighting would show the white haze of a pussy; pussy haze; that was just grinded on a gentlemans crotch, shirt, face or legs causing some discust by wives and girlfriends. Stripper Destiny decided to use a napkin on the lap of one said gentleman and the pussy towel was invented!
Some suggest its for the protection of the Strippers, but this is not the case...they don't care. They're dirties! It's initial purpose is to prevent Pussy Stains.
"Ah shit man! I have a pussy stain on my lucky black dockers! My wife is going to be pissed!"
"Thats shitty man!- That bitch didn't use a pussy towel!?"
"Do you really have to use that pussy towel when your grinding my face Porsche? I don't care if I get pussy all over it!"
"Thats shitty man!- That bitch didn't use a pussy towel!?"
"Do you really have to use that pussy towel when your grinding my face Porsche? I don't care if I get pussy all over it!"
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