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When a girl gets on top of a man on his back, and slides her wet pussy on top his erect penis. It feels good for both sides because the girl gets her pussy rubbed and the man actually has the possibility of getting jacked off. It's literally the closest thing to sex without any possibility of cumming into the vagina.

It is worth noting to be at least a little careful though, to make sure nothing ricochets, or somehow it "slips" in the hole. Pussy sliding is fun, especially for the man, because he really doesn't have to do anything.

Man: I don't have any condoms.
Girl: And I don't feel like using my hands or lips tonight.
Man: Me neither.
Girl: I know! I can pussy slide!

pussy slide by ThirtySlyder May 31, 2009

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slip n slide pussy

A flange that a dick can slide in and out with ease, and sometimes the penis may slip out

That girl had a slip n slide pussy, my dick slipped out

slip n slide pussy by Plastic Octopus October 21, 2015

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pussy sideburns

Femail pubic hair which extends beyond the pantyline and onto the inner thighs.

Man, that fat bitch from Russia had some wicked old pussy sideburns.

pussy sideburns by sirvancealott October 15, 2005

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puss-slide

Popping the acne on a significant other's back and using the puss as anal grease.

Chris was poised to give greasy Jerry a puss-slide.

puss-slide by Pat Bateman May 3, 2005

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Side Pussy

A woman with whom you have intercourse whilst currently in a relationship with another individual.

Drew: God damn i wanna get my dick wet, but my bitch is on the rag.

Josh: Well don't be a faggot go get some side pussy.

Side Pussy by Gitte March 12, 2012

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Side pussy

When one side of your pussy is hanging out your shorts kinda like side boob.

Fuck camel toe did you see that girls side pussy?

Side pussy by Mel N Randy August 6, 2019

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Side Pussy

A vagina that's off center or crooked

My girlfriend has a side pussy

Side Pussy by Gshgjntbdvsv June 3, 2018

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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