The inferior vampire archetype created by Stephanie Meyer in the Twilight series. Instead of bursting into flames and dying like a REAL vampire when stepping out into the sun, they just glisten like a giant pussy.

Coupled with questionably "good" looks and faggoty, cliche one-liners, these bottom dwelling fantasy creatures are often sought after by tweens.

Tween: O-M-G! Edward is such a HOT vampire!!

Older Brother: Edward Cullen is a total pussypire. If you want REAL vampires, go check out Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire.

Pussypire by Sobriquet318 November 23, 2009

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pussypie

when u aply whipped cream to a womens vagina and top it or (pop) it like a cherry, then u eat her out in delight =)

sex pussypie

pussypie by catoracwolverinemassacre December 8, 2009

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pussypergamist

Someone (usually a guy) who always looks to trade up to improve and expand his sex life. He does this by treating women like cars that he can just trade in for the next one. Thus, being able to have his cake and eat it too.

That guy is a pussypergamist. He’s always looking for the next best fuck he can get.

pussypergamist by gichaelele August 25, 2019

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