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pussy heave

When a girl experiences her limit of orgasms, and her pussy can not make "lady juice" anymore. Therefore, it dry heaves :)
man i fucked hailee so much yesterday that when she got off the last time all she could do was pussy heave...
by My friend morgan July 9, 2010
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Pussy Haven

I went to my girls house, but little did I know it was a pussy haven.
by Clitcruncher February 1, 2017
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pussy heaven

Where the pussy that a guy named Daniel fucked goes and where pussy cats go
That pussy went to pussy heaven.!!
by Realnigga84 December 8, 2022
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purple-headed pussy poker

Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)
Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star
by StBill August 30, 2009
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A woman with her period. Asking a woman if she has her period.
Why are you in such a bad mood does the Pussy cat have a nose bleed?
by Bikeman470 January 8, 2009
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purple headed pussy ripper

Slang.

An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.

Synonymous to:

*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.
1)
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?

2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.

3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.
by Fractious1 February 11, 2018
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You can't have your pussy and eat it too

A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."

In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?

Sam: Yea.

Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.

Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
by Russessabagina December 15, 2009
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