pussy heave 

When a girl experiences her limit of orgasms, and her pussy can not make "lady juice" anymore. Therefore, it dry heaves :)

man i fucked hailee so much yesterday that when she got off the last time all she could do was pussy heave...

pussy heave by My friend morgan July 9, 2010

Pussy Haven 

The place where you go to fuck.

I went to my girls house, but little did I know it was a pussy haven.

Pussy Haven by Clitcruncher February 1, 2017

pussy heaven 

Where the pussy that a guy named Daniel fucked goes and where pussy cats go

That pussy went to pussy heaven.!!

pussy heaven by Realnigga84 December 8, 2022

purple-headed pussy poker 

Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)

Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star

purple-headed pussy poker by StBill August 30, 2009

Does the pussy cat have a nose bleed

A woman with her period. Asking a woman if she has her period.

Why are you in such a bad mood does the Pussy cat have a nose bleed?

Does the pussy cat have a nose bleed by Bikeman470 January 8, 2009

purple headed pussy ripper 

Slang.

An insult that applies to anyone with a bloated ego. It is synonymous with being a oversized penis that walks like a man with a grotesquely swollen purple head ie. the next step up from being just a dick or being a dick head.

Synonymous to:

*A person who exemplifies being a dick to extremes.
*A complete Douche Bag.
*Egotistical.
*Ball breakers.
*A person with a SERIOUS attitude problem.

1)
Preppie: You wish you were me.
Not Preppie: Why would I want to be a purple headed pussy ripper like you?

2)
You gave them a really condescending speech that was out of line. Quit acting like such a purple headed pussy ripper.

3)
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman is a total Purple Headed Pussy Ripper. Step on his dick and we all will pay.

purple headed pussy ripper by Fractious1 February 11, 2018

You can't have your pussy and eat it too 

A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."

In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.

Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?

Sam: Yea.

Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.

Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"

You can't have your pussy and eat it too by Russessabagina December 15, 2009