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Stinky Cooter

American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene.

Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'

Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.

It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.

Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here.

Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.

Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.

Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
by Fractious1 May 24, 2018
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crunchies

Slang:

Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.

Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.

Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!

Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
by Fractious1 November 30, 2017
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fringe logic

Noun

Fringe Logic literally means Logic on the fringe of Illogical.

A form of thinking or thought patterns that are based on irrational and or tangent based logic. It is a pattern of thinking based on outlandishness and at times denial of real logic or sound reasoning.

A good example of this is what goes on in the heads of Conspiracy Theorists. Example: people who believe in a flat earth denying scientific observation over what we have known for hundreds of years because of a perception everything we know is wrong.

Another example of fringe logic is when someone drinks poison thinking it will kill whatever is making them sick too leading them to a cure.

Fringe Logic is associated with bad ideas and worse implementation. It also applies to counter culture.
Example 1:
I know you told me you are going to a job interview dressed in drag. I have no clue what fringe logic led you to that idea but I am going to say I hope you like rejection.

Example 2:
Did you hear that guy preaching how our current president is the Anti-Christ? He tried to sound so intellectual but his fringe logic was all over the place. No wonder nobody gets along with that guy.
by Fractious1 April 21, 2018
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sketcher

The primary connotation of a Sketcher is an artist however with the prevalence of drug use in the artistic community the term became synonymous to drug abusers.

The Derogatory connotation a sketcher is a drug addict who is desperate for a fix, typical of a methamphetamine addict but reflexively usable for any drug addict. The U.K. equivalent slang term is spranger.

Sketching can also be referred to as "Shrimping" where an addict is becoming so desperate for a fix they begin to shake violently and begin to search frantically for any substitute or for the substance of choice. The next step past Sketching is getting the Wheedles.

Calling someone a Sketcher can literally mean you are calling them a drug addict.

An alternative connotation to a Sketcher is someone so angry they vibrate like a pissed off Chihuahua and could possibly cause anything flammable to spontaneously combust.
Drug addiction connotations;
Example 1: Why you sketching so bad?

Example 2: Frank has been sketching badly. I think he is back on the shit again.

Anger connotation;
Example 3: Lisa caught her boyfriend cheating on her again and she was really sketched out badly this time.

Example 4: I know why Dave has been acting like a Sketcher lately. He found out he was turned down for a promotion for the third time.
by Fractious1 April 24, 2018
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vatican fan mail

Slang:

The act of defecation.

Directly synonymous to;

To dump a turd.

To Pinch a Deuce.

Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
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trailer trash suave

Slang Reference

Anyone who takes selfies of themselves in a bathroom and that picture has stuff like sex toys and toilets in the background and they post them on the internet and social media, that person possesses Trailer Trash Suave.

Other classic backgrounds are messy room, couch potato, and messy bathroom. While this is not a reflection on a person who lives in a trailer park this is more a reference to various kinds of people who think they are cool and are totally the opposite.

Should a person feel compelled to take a picture of themselves behind a goat to make that picture look like they are doing the goat, or other such stupid pictures and then post them on dating sites and social media pretending they are so funny, that person possess Trailer Trash Suave.

Other examples, Early Culyer of Squidbillies... the most extreme example.

Someone who lives the Stereotypical Trailer Park Lifestyle.

MOSTLY applied to White people but can apply to anyone exemplifying the Stereotype.

Also is a reference to a person who live a cheap welfare lifestyle.

Likewise a way of saying that a particular person has NO CLASS.

Also an INSULTING term for a vehicle that is a rolling junk pile.

Also a slang reference to person being a Drug Addict.
Example 1: Joe: Did you see Nick Argo's pics on that dating web site? Did you see the one with him in the bathroom leaning on the wall looking so cool and the toilet in the background that needed to be flushed?
Sidney: I got to say, that fool wonders why he never gets any dates? He has that Trailer Trash Suave thing going on.

Example 2: The way that tweaked out brother of yours acts he has some real Trailer Trash Suave going on. What a total cock blocker.

Example 3: Why the fuck do you think your Frankenbicycle is so cool? You built a bike from junk, so what? All it says to me is you got that Trailer Trash Suave going on! You can't even ride the piece of shit.
by Fractious1 November 24, 2017
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rabid queer

A Rabid Queer is a homosexual who feels everyone of their gender is just a six pack away from being homosexual.

Also Homosexuals who engage in "Stealthing," which is pretending to be a woman and springing the fact they are male (or female) on their intended partner just before sexual congress.

Also a reference to Homosexuals who actually have a fetish for Heterosexuals.
Dude, I am not showing you my pecker. Stop acting like such a rabid queer!

Quit acting so gay. People here will think you're a rabid queer.
by Fractious1 November 25, 2017
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