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Acronym for SHIT FOR BRAINS.
A descriptor for stupid people and people who either do not think or lack a capacity to think.
A total idiot.
A descriptor for stupid people and people who either do not think or lack a capacity to think.
A total idiot.
Example 1:
That SFB over there is picking a fight with a cop. I bet he wins a Darwin Award.
Example 2:
Pilot:
Seatack Air traffic control, this is N50669 and I need a landing clearance now. I can n o longer maintain a holding pattern. I am getting a five minute warning on my fuel gauges.
Air Traffic Controller:
N50669, maintain holding pattern until advised to land.
Pilot:
Seatack Air Traffic Control, What is your malfunction SFB? I am 30 seconds into a five minute warning light on my fuel gauges Either you give me a clearance now or I am putting this bird down on top of another airliner because in about four minuets I will be graivity's bitch.
Air Traffic Controller:
N50669, you do not have landing clearance.
Pilot:
Air Traffic Control, Listen SFB, I am at 3 minuets and thirty seconds and counting as I am running out of fuel. I am on approach and the two of us can discuss this malfunction face to face when I land this bird. I am declaring an emergency landing so make way because daddy is coming home!
Example 3:
Your dog is so stupid you should have named him SFB.
What does that mean?
You dog has Shit For Brains.
That SFB over there is picking a fight with a cop. I bet he wins a Darwin Award.
Example 2:
Pilot:
Seatack Air traffic control, this is N50669 and I need a landing clearance now. I can n o longer maintain a holding pattern. I am getting a five minute warning on my fuel gauges.
Air Traffic Controller:
N50669, maintain holding pattern until advised to land.
Pilot:
Seatack Air Traffic Control, What is your malfunction SFB? I am 30 seconds into a five minute warning light on my fuel gauges Either you give me a clearance now or I am putting this bird down on top of another airliner because in about four minuets I will be graivity's bitch.
Air Traffic Controller:
N50669, you do not have landing clearance.
Pilot:
Air Traffic Control, Listen SFB, I am at 3 minuets and thirty seconds and counting as I am running out of fuel. I am on approach and the two of us can discuss this malfunction face to face when I land this bird. I am declaring an emergency landing so make way because daddy is coming home!
Example 3:
Your dog is so stupid you should have named him SFB.
What does that mean?
You dog has Shit For Brains.
by Fractious1 June 29, 2018
Get the SFBmug. American English Street Slang.
A guarded way of saying 'Money for sex.' A "Rose" is $100 USD. To bring "Roses" implies multiples of $100. If she wants a Dozen Roses she wants $1200.
When searching personal ads there will be a lot of ads with women requiring roses. Usually they literally instruct people calling on them for a "Date" to "Bring Roses."
Likewise ads with roses in the Emoticon are also an implication of prostitution. Many prostitutes will also use the number of roses to advertise rates.
A guarded way of saying 'Money for sex.' A "Rose" is $100 USD. To bring "Roses" implies multiples of $100. If she wants a Dozen Roses she wants $1200.
When searching personal ads there will be a lot of ads with women requiring roses. Usually they literally instruct people calling on them for a "Date" to "Bring Roses."
Likewise ads with roses in the Emoticon are also an implication of prostitution. Many prostitutes will also use the number of roses to advertise rates.
Example 1:
Young curvy 25 something looking for a gentleman for LTR. Must be respectful and also must bring roses.
Example 2:
I only date men who shower me in roses. If they don't bring roses when they see me they don't even get to first base.
Example 3:
Hot black girl seeking sharpshooter who knows what he wants. Must not be a bum nigga. Bring Roses if your a real manager.
Young curvy 25 something looking for a gentleman for LTR. Must be respectful and also must bring roses.
Example 2:
I only date men who shower me in roses. If they don't bring roses when they see me they don't even get to first base.
Example 3:
Hot black girl seeking sharpshooter who knows what he wants. Must not be a bum nigga. Bring Roses if your a real manager.
by Fractious1 December 11, 2017
Get the bring rosesmug. Slang
Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."
Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.
It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.
Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'
The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."
Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.
It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.
Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'
The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*
Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."
*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*
"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."
Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*
Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."
*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*
"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."
Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
Get the grand richardmug. Usually a good derogatory or insulting reference to someone lacking substance, strength, or motivation. Examples of how being a limp dick applies:
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) a worthless person.
2) a person with no skills.
3) a person who lacks motivation.
4) incompetence.
5) weakness
1) Speak up and quit being such a limp dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
2) Father: Why have these bags of cement not been loaded into the pickup truck yet?
Son: They are too heavy for me.
Father: You are telling me that fifty pound bags are too heave for a sixteen year old boy to pick up? STOP ACTING LIKE A WORTHLESS LIMP DICK!
3) (an insulting greeting) HEY LIMP DICK!
4) (Frustration) Fucking Limp Dick!
by Fractious1 February 11, 2018
Get the limp dickmug. The practice of Homosexuals pretending to be men or women and springing it on unwitting Heterosexual dates they sucker into taking them to bed with them ie. making a move under the radar.
The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals.
Stealthing is a form of rape.
**Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
The practice of deceiving heterosexuals into engaging in sex with homosexuals.
Stealthing is a form of rape.
**Note** this word is used in the Homosexual Community a lot.
Hey, I am not sure if you know this but that woman over there is Stealthing. That ain't no woman unless they suddenly grew adam's apples like us men.
Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital.
Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage.
"Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
Sally's brother went stealthing with his gay boyfriends. He is going to pull that on the wrong guy and wind up in the hospital.
Three friends in a titty bar at 1:30 AM: One of them notices something odd about one of the dancers on the stage.
"Hey, that stripper has a package bigger than mine. I bet that is a queer stealthing on us God Damn it!"
by Fractious1 November 25, 2017
Get the Stealthingmug. Contraction of "Fucking Aye," and usable reflexively for "Fuck Yeah."
Can be used as an interrogative and a derogatory expletive.
Can be used as an interrogative and a derogatory expletive.
Example 1:
Eddy "I cannot believe you actually caught the biggest fish today but there it is."
Billy "Fuckenaye straight!"
Example 2:
Guy scratching a lottery card. Winds up revealing he is a winner. He shows it to the guy behind the counter who says, "Fuckenaye! you are a winner!"
Example 3:
"Hey, I finally managed to beat that game that was driving everyone else crazy."
"Fuckenaye? You beat it? What was your score?"
"1,236,000."
"Fuckenaye! I have yet to get past level 11."
Eddy "I cannot believe you actually caught the biggest fish today but there it is."
Billy "Fuckenaye straight!"
Example 2:
Guy scratching a lottery card. Winds up revealing he is a winner. He shows it to the guy behind the counter who says, "Fuckenaye! you are a winner!"
Example 3:
"Hey, I finally managed to beat that game that was driving everyone else crazy."
"Fuckenaye? You beat it? What was your score?"
"1,236,000."
"Fuckenaye! I have yet to get past level 11."
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
Get the fuckenayemug. Slang:
Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.
Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.
Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!
Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.
Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.
Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!
Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
by Fractious1 November 30, 2017
Get the crunchiesmug.