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Stinky Cooter

American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene.

Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'

Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.

It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.

Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here.

Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.

Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.

Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
by Fractious1 May 24, 2018
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crunchies

Slang:

Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.

Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.

Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!

Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
by Fractious1 November 30, 2017
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rabid queer

A Rabid Queer is a homosexual who feels everyone of their gender is just a six pack away from being homosexual.

Also Homosexuals who engage in "Stealthing," which is pretending to be a woman and springing the fact they are male (or female) on their intended partner just before sexual congress.

Also a reference to Homosexuals who actually have a fetish for Heterosexuals.
Dude, I am not showing you my pecker. Stop acting like such a rabid queer!

Quit acting so gay. People here will think you're a rabid queer.
by Fractious1 November 25, 2017
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vatican fan mail

Slang:

The act of defecation.

Directly synonymous to;

To dump a turd.

To Pinch a Deuce.

Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
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vatican postage stamps

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
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gutter score

Slang.

Finding something of value in the street but usually the value (usually in a street's gutter) that typically has no real cash value like finding a whole cigarette lying in the street.

This can also be a reference for those who dumpster dive or dig in the trash.

Usually associated with Crusty Punks and homeless drug addicts.
Example 1:
I can't stand that guy. If he isn't bugging us for something to smoke he digs up cigarette butts from the gutter for something to smoke. I swear he lives on gutter score.

Example 2.
That crusty bum is wandering in the street looking for gutter score again.

Example 3.
Dave is a sick pig. He dug some gutter score out of the trashcan behind the burger joint and happy ate it.
by Fractious1 December 14, 2017
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SWAG

Example 1:

Q: Why do you and your room mate have so much gay porn?

A: SWAG.

Example 2:

Q: Why is with some of the guys who hang around that gay bar the Mine Shaft? They come off straight but I have to wonder.

I'll bet its because they are a SWAG crowd.
by Fractious1 April 21, 2018
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