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pussy eye 

With the use of a speculum, the cervix.
pussy eye by Highball March 1, 2009

pussy eye 

1. a condition associated with chlamydial infections
2. an eye that has taken the form of a female's external genitalia
Fuck, bitch got a pussy eye!
pussy eye by Student March 6, 2004
When you get cum in your eye and it swells.
David Eye Pussy’d Trevett last night!!
Eye Pussy by CatfishConwayBenton October 12, 2018

Pussy Eyes 

Adjective: Is caused by the mass consumption of a controlled substance, i.e. marijuana; or a depressant, alcohol. The state in which one cannot open his or her eyes completely.

Synonyms: Pussy Eyes, Puss Eyes, Puss 'n Boots.
John: Look at that fool, shoulda never gave him that blunt. He's got pussy eyes.

Chris: Fuck you.

John: Dawg, you drank so much last night by the time we hit the titty bar you had puss eyes instead of puss in your face.

Chris: Shit, that's what happens when you drink a handle of Carlo Rossi.
Pussy Eyes by SWAGWHOOP November 10, 2011

Pussy Eyes 

Noun: A woman with pussy lips for eyelids. Often times when a woman with Pussy Eyes cries, a small secretion of pussy juice drips out rather than tears.
Dude I can't tell if she's crying or ejaculating out of her face! Damn "Pussy Eyes"...

Brian: Hey man check out that chick, shes totally got pussy eyes!
Juan: I know, I could fuck those eyes all day.
Brian: By the end of the day I'll be ejaculating all over her brain...
Pussy Eyes by Drimicus September 28, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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