Adjective: Is caused by the mass consumption of a controlled substance, i.e. marijuana; or a depressant, alcohol. The state in which one cannot open his or her eyes completely.
Noun: A woman with pussy lips for eyelids. Often times when a woman with Pussy Eyes cries, a small secretion of pussy juice drips out rather than tears.
Dude I can't tell if she's crying or ejaculating out of her face! Damn "Pussy Eyes"...
Brian: Hey man check out that chick, shes totally got pussy eyes!
Juan: I know, I could fuck those eyes all day.
Brian: By the end of the day I'll be ejaculating all over her brain...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.