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Cactus Pussy

1. When a girl shaves very badly and it feels like going down on a cactus.

2. When a girl has not shaved in a really long time.

Guy: "Last night Khristina told me she finally shaved... but I was in for a surprise... she had a cactus pussy!"

Cactus Pussy by anamazin August 22, 2008

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cactus pussy

A masturbation tool crafted by lonely cowboys made by first stripping one section of its spines, then cutting it in half. The person would then dissect the cactus in such a manner that would create a makeshift vagina. And because the inside of the cactus has a wet and plushy texture, it simulates a female genitalia well.

"Golly I been on this trail long, I haven't done the pokey with my girl down in the whorehouse in weeks. Gee I think I 'oughta fashion myself a cactus pussy!

cactus pussy by tpain1234567 March 13, 2011

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Cactus pussy

when you have a not fully shaved vagina; or just grown in pubic hair

Jared: damn Leah why you gotta have a cactus pussy?
Leah: sorry boo i didnt have time to shave!

Cactus pussy by katyperry December 27, 2012

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cactus pussy

A feminine condition, the results of shaving the pubic area and then not days later.

"Recognizable by the sharp sensations during sex."

-Brian Hunter

"My penis slipped out and... OWWW! I was chaffed by cactus pussy."

cactus pussy by thrwnhunter October 26, 2009

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Cactus pussy

A girl with a full buss that is pointy and sharp

Dude that girl from that night had a full cactus pussy, it was nasty

Cactus pussy by SpicyTacossssss July 25, 2016

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Cactus-Pussy

When she hasn't shaved in a hot minute and there is a cold breeze and or she was sitting in cold water making all of the hairs on her body pointed.

"I tried to have the intercourse with her" said Fouaad "but my pikestaff got caught up on her cactus-pussy. I really wish she would have used conditioner."

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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