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pussmonger
one who is a cop-out or a "pussy", however, the term pussmonger is more derogatory and compelling than pussy, referencing to this friend not only being a pussy, but a monger of that pussy is a low blow, as he completely embraces it, causing him to lose all masculinity.
pussmonger by Nejiboy November 10, 2007
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pussmoonk • puss monkey • Pissmonk • Pissmoon • Pusmonkey • Pussmon • pussmonger • Pussonkey • pussymonk • piss monkeys
pissmonkey
pissmonkey by Stephen Linsley October 23, 2007
pussmonkey
A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.
pussmonkey by Kluster February 8, 2007
Pussmon
Is someone who, regardless there age or background, always fights your word, gets scared easy, and just generally a pussy see pussy, vigina, dickhead
Pussmon by tim buck 2 March 26, 2007
pussyhonk
1. "i was fuckin some random dude and all of a sudden a lot of air accumulated in my vag and i pussyhonked."
2. "i was having a honk war and lost because of my pussyhonk"
2. "i was having a honk war and lost because of my pussyhonk"
pussyhonk by fuckyounatalia October 12, 2010
pissmonkey
pissmonkey by Dave January 16, 2004
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