Pusmonkey

Somebody who is dominated by a female and is always carpet munching.

Chrona was such a pusmonkey his girlfriend told him he couldn't play sports because he sucks.

by pusmonkeyowner January 15, 2010

PulseMonkey

1. A small-medium sized primate that usually has razor sharp teeth and claws, laser infused eyes and an unrealistic heart beat known as the supernatural.

2. This primate known for its adrenaline gives him the name "fright or flight".

3. An animal so rare to existence

Pulse Monkey PulseMonkey

by Existence November 27, 2012

pissmonkey

a word generally used to insult another human being.

Oi Pissmonkey.

Pass me that ruler pissmonkey.

by Stephen Linsley October 23, 2007

Plugmonkey

A mildly offensive term of affection for an electrician, computer hardware specialist, pc gamer, system builder etc.
See Wrench Monkey

My buddy Jim, he'll sort that laptop for you. Fix anything Jim will, he's a real plugmonkey.

by SnackyHacky August 1, 2018

Piemonkey

An awesome random word that combinds the awesome food pie, with the godly animal monkey making it the most single food to animal word ever.

Example 1:
Look! A Wild Piemonkey!

Example 2:
That Awesome Piemonkey Raped Me Good, And I Am Proud.

by Mr. Eppie November 7, 2005

peemonkey12

A very talented and sexy man, who goes by the name Sage Sagbert or "fart boy". He is peemonkey12 on TikTok. Everything he does is mesmerizing and he is very intelligent.

Wow... Did you see peemonkey12's new post on tiktok? He's so hot and sexy. I just want to kiss him on the mouth.

by webababbebbauufbababba November 11, 2021

pussmonkey

A person that picks at himself and squeezes puss out of pimples in the middle of meetings. After the puss is expelled, the pussmonkey will often sniff the puss. The pussmonkey pursues this activity under the assumption that no one else in the room can see it.

Did you see what what Pussmonkey was up to today in that meeting? Yes, but I tried not to look.

by Kluster February 8, 2007